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jtunderdog
09-15-2008, 01:14 AM
I suspected this might be coming. With all of the restylane being put in people's lips guess where it is going now. You guessed it on the head of the penis. Dr. Kirby from Dr. 90210 was on Chelsea Handler's show and spoke about the new procedure. He said they call it "speed bumps." They inject small amount of Hla into your penis head and make "nodules" to add to your woman's sensation. The good news is all the guys out there with herpes can just say they have "speed bumps" to explain those strange bumps down there. What will they think of next?

NaughtyCowgirl
09-15-2008, 09:13 AM
this is stickler - oops

omg .... a real live french tickler i guess... that's kinda gross...

klowndog
09-15-2008, 09:22 AM
I'd rather get that than a prince albert. Either one would hurt like hell.

jtunderdog
09-15-2008, 11:38 AM
I have also seen where they inject large amounts to the same area for guys who are "small." They put like 3 ccs and it actually expands the head of the penis. Hla (hyaluronic acid probably spelled wrong) is actually made from processed bird wing cartilage and is suppose to be completely safe. I know this sound sort of funny, but can you imagine for people who really have deformities. It really could make thier lives better. I mean in the bedroom anyway. Only problem is it won't be cheap. 1 cc is about 135 bucks before the plastic surgeon gets it. Then you pay for the procedure.

n_nighmare
09-15-2008, 02:43 PM
Pretty crazy..

h8tr3d
09-15-2008, 09:50 PM
I have also seen where they inject large amounts to the same area for guys who are "small." They put like 3 ccs and it actually expands the head of the penis. Hla (hyaluronic acid probably spelled wrong) is actually made from processed bird wing cartilage and is suppose to be completely safe. I know this sound sort of funny, but can you imagine for people who really have deformities. It really could make thier lives better. I mean in the bedroom anyway. Only problem is it won't be cheap. 1 cc is about 135 bucks before the plastic surgeon gets it. Then you pay for the procedure.fuck expanding the head...... i need inches bitch!!- quote IP

Get_Swole
09-15-2008, 11:40 PM
fuck expanding the head...... i need inches bitch!!- quote IP
fuck ill quote myself. 300 bucks or so if it gave me more length id be on this like IP on a sheep at a petting zoo.

jtunderdog
09-16-2008, 12:08 AM
If you want inches get a "prince albert" and a 35 pound kettle bell. You get the application. It is funny that Roman soldiers use to hang weights from their slongs. I would think the only problem would be a minimization in girth. I saw on tv one doctor actually had a guy hang a 20 pound weight from his penis. He had that suspensory ligament surgery. I guess you could always get that cadaver tissue surgery after the kettle bell and get length and girth.

dreww
09-16-2008, 12:27 AM
jesus, if you aint got it genetically you just aint got it.

buy a porshe or something.