Jt's "real" funny stories volume 2

jtunderdog

MuscleChemistry Registered Member
I posted another one of these but something happened to it, so here is vol2 reload.

I was going out one night and had a friend with me. I wanted to show him how fast I could go down our extremely long driveway in reverse. I was watching his mirror and all of a sudden...BANG I hit the light pole at the end of the driveway with the mirror so hard it bent the door and it wouldn't close. Would this stop me from partaking in alcoholic beverages? Of course not. I took my seat belt and tied it through the handle and had a great night.

Here is the funny part. I devised a plan. I picked up the mirror and all the glass and threw it in the yard by the car. I waited until 3a.m. or so and went outside with my shotgun and shot. My dad comes running outside and I told him I heard someone messing with the car. I then told him I went outside and saw them so I shot over their head to scare them off. He bought it. That was at least ten years ago. My mom still does not know the truth.
 
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