A typical day in the MC hood...

BStrongBwell*

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What do you think the typical day would be like on an imaginary street somewhere where all the MC bro's-N-bra's lived side-by-side as neighbors?...hmmm....

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>Tiny and Tubby are roommates living next door to Napalm & Dez.  Tubby works to support them, because Tiny is too lazy to leave the house, except for the gym or course.
>Napalm would be out at his mailbox holding his postal worker by the collar threatening to kick his ass if he didn't deliver the shit NOW!  Dez would have to come out to smooth things over to keep Napalm from being arrested and sent to prison for assaulting a federal employee.
> Presser & Fly live a few doors down.  Fly would be cooking up some seriously tasty Spanish cuisine that makes everyone want to walk by the house just to smell it.  Presser would be out in the yard in his tighty-whiteys, yelling at everyone to “move on, there’ll be no supper for you here tonight!”.    
>Right next door, Sticky and Sasha could be seen through their upstairs bedroom window…Sasha is spanking Sticky…very HARD!  “Harder!” Sticky yells!
>Pumdog could be seen sitting on his deck, catching a tan and writing articles.
>Geared is settled down now…he tries to convince the neighborhood kids that he’s nothing like the rest of us hoodlums.  He has to explain this frequently because there is always a line at his door of newbies asking him questions like “can I drink winny?” and “if I do a 15-week Anadrol and D-bol cycle, when should I start my winny?”
>Prez would have a big sign in his front yard that says “BUMP”.  He’s often spotted yelling at passing cars to “get off your ass and go promote the site!”
>Auri would have two residences on the block.  He’d have his wife and family in the house next to Geared, and he’d have his girlfriend in the one beside Tiny and Tubby.  What he doesn’t know though is that his girlfriend is banging Tiny and Tubby---together….daily!
>Rifty would be making his rounds trying to keep everyone from being pissed off at everyone else…
>Rico’s wife has started hanging out with Auri’s wife.  That’s very bad…for Rico!  They trade stories about how much shit they can give their hubbys when they get home from work.
>Captaindbol lives next to Auri’s GF.  He’s always out by the garden in his yard…posing in the nude.   He’s jealous that Tiny and Tubby are banging Auri’s gf, and she won’t give him any.

Ok, there are so many more…maybe someone else can add some…
 
<!--QuoteBegin--BStrongBwell+Mar. 14 2002,8:51--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BStrongBwell @ Mar. 14 2002,8:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Geared is settled down now…he tries to convince the neighborhood kids that he’s nothing like the rest of us hoodlums.[/quote]
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thats funny stuff man.She dont need no help with diferent ways to break my balls.She is good at it already. :D
 
hey that's funny but where is bstrong at.. is he the one with the two playboy bunnies waiting on him?????
 
I'M SO GLAD I READ THAT.....it made my day!!!!!!!

and yes Tiny is a lazy bastard but damn is Auri's little side girl a sweet piece of ASS.....plus tiny is so lazy I get to bang her more often than he does.

LMAO!!!!!

tubbs
 
<!--QuoteBegin--Presser+Mar. 14 2002,9:14--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Presser @ Mar. 14 2002,9:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->VERY FUNNY,LET ME AD A FEW IF I MAY

ENCHANTRA IS OUT AND ABOUT WALKING DOWN MUSCLECHEM STREET WHILE MBSTRONG RUNS/SNEEKS THROUGH ALL THE NEIGHBORS BACKYARD KEEPING A VERY WATCHFUL EYE ON HER TO BE SURE SHE ISNT GETTING TO FREINDLY WITH THE MUSCLECHEM MEN.

SULLY IS IN THE HOUSE WITH THE BLINDS DOWN SO WHEN PRESSER COMES TO PICK HIM FOR THE GYM HE CAN ACT LIKE HE ISNT HOME.[/quote]
LOL, yeah yeah......You forgot to add that when echantra stops to talk to a guy MB will pop out from his hiding spot and beat the fuck out of the guy.
 
<!--QuoteBegin--mbstrong+Mar. 14 2002,7:31--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (mbstrong @ Mar. 14 2002,7:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->...MB will pop out from his hiding spot and fuck the guy.[/quote]
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LMAO---That's what I thought it said when I read it quickly...still laughing so hard rice came out my nose!  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->
 
Pretty damn funny stuff fellas :D
    The Fed Ex....UPS....and Postal carriers would all have there own drops slots in every house....there would be ZERO crime except for the few times that Tiny lefts the blinds up during some "self-gratification" episodes. All of the kids would wear shirts to school ED that said, "My dad can kick your dads ass"
 
Funny....lmao


You forgot street names.

Deca Ln.
Omna Dr.
Eq.  Ally
Sust  Blvd.
and  Musclechemistry   Hwy.

  The local fast food joint would go out of business. The local High School would offer classes like   Power Lifting / Poseing 101 / Nutrition / and Gym etiquette as core courses.  :D

Its a beautiful day in the neighbor hood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor?  
Everone sing along.... :""
 
oh, you weren't singing?  sadly enough, I actually was humming the tune in my head..LOL

Oh, one more to add...
On SUnday's we go back to the abandoned warehouse and take bets on bare-nuckle boxing.  This week, mr456 and squirrel are going at it.  Anyone wanna place a bet?
 
<!--QuoteBegin--enchantra+Mar. 18 2002,5:36--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (enchantra @ Mar. 18 2002,5:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Tiny do u mean banged?[/quote]
take it any way you want it .. :0

tiny
 
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