Crazymank
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
I thought i had a job lined up as a part time bouncer last night. I was hired on the spot last week, by the head bouncer. He said they needed a bigger dude.Later during the week, the head bouncer called and said i had to meet the owner first.
the place is a yuppie bar, and they only average 1 fight a week. The owner took one look at me and said i cant work there, i dont fit the profile. - I guess i should have noticed the bouncers there are all tiny. I've come across this before, the owner doesn't really care if bouncers get there asses kicked, as long as there bar appears friendly.
So i walked down the street and applied at a couple more bars. One of the owners said he could start me at a strip club. i love bouncing cause its fun. You get to meet chicks and hang out. I guess this state that im in right now has an 18 hour liqueur law that doesn't allow you to drink before or during a shift.-but normally i get to drink and get more ass than a rock star. I like the idea of being paid to watch fine ass chicks take there cloths off, but i doubt ill getting laid as much. So im debating this one.
I found a real cheese ball, sleezy bar. they had a bull, chicks on poles, and this chick who road on a swing all night. after speaking to the manager, i got sloshed. Met a bacholette, got her hammered. She wanted to f-me, blow me, or i dont know what. I didnt think i could pull it off though cause her friends where right on top of her. Plus, i think the drinks where too much for my system, My horny level was jacked up. I mean, the normal me, would have atleast got her number and nailed her before her wedding (no harm done).
the place is a yuppie bar, and they only average 1 fight a week. The owner took one look at me and said i cant work there, i dont fit the profile. - I guess i should have noticed the bouncers there are all tiny. I've come across this before, the owner doesn't really care if bouncers get there asses kicked, as long as there bar appears friendly.
So i walked down the street and applied at a couple more bars. One of the owners said he could start me at a strip club. i love bouncing cause its fun. You get to meet chicks and hang out. I guess this state that im in right now has an 18 hour liqueur law that doesn't allow you to drink before or during a shift.-but normally i get to drink and get more ass than a rock star. I like the idea of being paid to watch fine ass chicks take there cloths off, but i doubt ill getting laid as much. So im debating this one.
I found a real cheese ball, sleezy bar. they had a bull, chicks on poles, and this chick who road on a swing all night. after speaking to the manager, i got sloshed. Met a bacholette, got her hammered. She wanted to f-me, blow me, or i dont know what. I didnt think i could pull it off though cause her friends where right on top of her. Plus, i think the drinks where too much for my system, My horny level was jacked up. I mean, the normal me, would have atleast got her number and nailed her before her wedding (no harm done).
