ballsoutpunk
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...have seen Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge. This is honestly in the top 10 movies of any category I've ever seen. I watched it with my girl the other night. Incredible!
If you haven't seen it, it's the highest budget porn ever made (something like $10,000,000) as well as the highest rated. It has a plot like the old movies and there's more acting than sex, although there's plenty of that, too. It's kind of a ripoff of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it has its own plot. On a comedic level, it's probably the funniest thing I've seen since probably Super Bad. This movie is so awesome that they're planning to cut or censor the sex scenes and sell it as R-rated in non-porn stores. You guys and girls should download/rent/buy or otherwise find a way to watch this ASAP. I've watched a lot of porn and laughed at a good amount of it, but this might be the first one that has pulled off being intentionally funny and is totally watchable all the way through. It's probably even more interesting than it would otherwise be when you're on gear
By the way, half the reason I'm posting this is that there's one pirate who calls everyone "bro" and it kind of reminds me of these boards Fucking awesome. Literally.
If you haven't seen it, it's the highest budget porn ever made (something like $10,000,000) as well as the highest rated. It has a plot like the old movies and there's more acting than sex, although there's plenty of that, too. It's kind of a ripoff of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it has its own plot. On a comedic level, it's probably the funniest thing I've seen since probably Super Bad. This movie is so awesome that they're planning to cut or censor the sex scenes and sell it as R-rated in non-porn stores. You guys and girls should download/rent/buy or otherwise find a way to watch this ASAP. I've watched a lot of porn and laughed at a good amount of it, but this might be the first one that has pulled off being intentionally funny and is totally watchable all the way through. It's probably even more interesting than it would otherwise be when you're on gear
By the way, half the reason I'm posting this is that there's one pirate who calls everyone "bro" and it kind of reminds me of these boards
Fucking awesome. Literally.
