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saturn1
01-10-2009, 08:39 AM
Man I finally saw the squat of death when this massive dude was squatting a good load when shit shoots through this tight little short thing he was wearing......there was nothing to hold the shit and it wasnt clumps just pure squirts shoting out......like a freaking bucket full. Man the thing is he is one of the most well known fellas there because of his physique and strength..........He was in front of all the chicks on the treadmills/ellipticals.

You can imagine the smell of a guy who eats 5k calories........it seemed like the spray was going on forever because it started when he was bringing the weight back up and he was struggling and he didnt even know he was shitting because he was so focused and intense. When he racked the weight he looked around and said " what the fuck is this shit on the floor- Who put that shit here?" The shit had such velocity that not much of it was near him.....Just the end part that squirt down his leg which is why at first he thought someone played a joke on him.

I fucking died. This was the funniest thing ive ever seen and the evacuation of the chicks was just as funny.

Shadws
01-10-2009, 09:16 AM
Thats fuckin yuk man lol..

h8tr3d
01-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Damn cyphon, lmao!! Did you see it live, in front of you??

saturn1
01-10-2009, 12:24 PM
Yea dude I was benching about 15 feet away when I heard my spotter say " Oh shit look at that"........I bet the squatter thought it meant " oh shit look at how strong he is".lol

I have heard of stuff like this and im 32 and ive been in the gym since I was 16 and I have never been witness to gym shits. I was fucking rolling.......To shit yourself infront of a packed gym is way different than getting the squirts in your draws when your sick and have a wet fart.

The thing that tripped me out was that he was beet red and straining bringing up the weight so I can understand how he didnt notice........because after he racked the weight he was dazed and looked like he was ready to puke. He's a real badass (no pun) when it comes to muscle and strength but he squirted like an M-16 with load enough gas shooting out and all........He had blue powerlifter outfit on and when he stood up although he shit like crazy he only had a small stream coming down his leg but a big brown slab on his ass. lmao. Half the floor mat was filled..........This is a once in a lifetime thing.......I only wish someone taped it.

I wasnt gonna say shit cause he's a member here but I couldnt resist.hahahahhaaa

I promised not to name who he is......but you know who you are asshat.

ecw16
01-13-2009, 11:44 AM
Someone there had to get that on their phone. It'll be on you tube before you know it.

charliebigspuds
01-13-2009, 11:55 AM
:lurk: im waiting for utube..
OMFG:moon:

dreww
01-13-2009, 01:36 PM
LMAO!
I feel sorry for the guy, and the fact he's a member here!? Thats just wrong Cyphon.

what makes it so bad is he's gonna have to join another gym. That horror story will follow him around in that gym for fucking ever!

Livingsteel
01-13-2009, 04:49 PM
LMAO!
I feel sorry for the guy, and the fact he's a member here!? Thats just wrong Cyphon.

what makes it so bad is he's gonna have to join another gym. That horror story will follow him around in that gym for fucking ever!

Who hasn't shit their pant doing power squats????

BTW do we have a link....?

h8tr3d
01-13-2009, 08:02 PM
LMAO!
I feel sorry for the guy, and the fact he's a member here!? Thats just wrong Cyphon.

what makes it so bad is he's gonna have to join another gym. That horror story will follow him around in that gym for fucking ever!fuck a new gym! that story is gonna RUIN that poor bastard! People are gonna be talking about that "shit" at his funeral, lmao!!!

clae1
01-13-2009, 08:32 PM
"shit happens":)

Shadws
01-14-2009, 05:26 AM
New gym wont do lol, he will have to change state or something like like that.

hector
01-14-2009, 04:28 PM
better play that shit off as an injury like his gut lineing ripped or somthing along those lines to save some face.

saturn1
01-14-2009, 05:02 PM
Well he has joined another gym 7 miles away........He hasnt logged on to the board either.........I have no idea if someone had the time to do the video phone thing because the shit happened so fast. They could only take pics of the aftermath and he's very intimidating and I dont think anyone had the nuts to pull out the phone and take a chance that he would see them........He killed a man in mexico (self defense-eventually was the verdict) 11 years ago (he said I could post that) and keeps his wanted poster's in his house.....actually on his fridge (made copies for his friends). he's very proud of being a badass and his badass got him in trouble again.

Log in dude reveal your ass hahahhahaa. He's not coming back......he's a self proclaimed hard headed irishman.

dreww
01-14-2009, 08:21 PM
.he's a self proclaimed hard headed irishman.

hint hint hint:D

h8tr3d
01-15-2009, 12:14 PM
does he mma train?????

MrPerfect
01-15-2009, 11:41 PM
always making sure i drop that duece before hand

Get_Swole
02-03-2009, 05:59 PM
does he fight mma? lol's funny story i would bust his balls but not horrible. We all know this kinda shit could happen sucks but i think i would prob move to a different state lmao.

mcgaret
02-03-2009, 10:51 PM
I can imagine the velocity if he was pushing the weight up!! Saw something like this
happen years ago. Competitive bodybuilder at the gym was on a upside down leg press
and let it fly when he was pushing up. (why do they wear shorts?) With That straight
protien diet it really stunk! I just remember laughing for hours. Hard headed Irishman huh??

h8tr3d
02-03-2009, 11:04 PM
always making sure i drop that duece before handhell yes brother, lol!

klowndog1979
02-06-2009, 10:19 AM
I call bullshit on this one. He would have felt the drizzle for sure.