Bouncers!!!

Who here bounces or has bounced?

Do you guys have any f*cked up stories?

I'll start off with one:

There was this guy who kinda looked a bet "special" or retarded, which ever term you want to use, and I was checking ID's at door.  I looked at him, he had thick glasses on, headphones(this is an upscale dance club by the way), and was keeping his head down.  I got a little suspicous, so I sat there and talked to him for a second to make sure he wasn't to trashed to come.  Seemed a little weird but not intoxicated.  So later on in the night this guy is just walking around talking to himself, me and some other dudes were just trying to figure out what this guys deal was.
So about a hour later I am on the dance floor scooping...chicks that is, and I see Mr. Headphones and a bouncer  standing near by telling him to finish his beer and head out.  I guess we saw enough of jerry's kids for the night.  So he slams the beer, half of it is running down his chest and drops the bottle.  At this point there is a couple of us around the area.  All of a sudden he stuck his hand down the back of his pants and pulls out a hand full of shit.  I ain't shitting...no pun...lol
I have never seen juiced up freaks running scared like that in my whole life.  Then this guy starts throwing shit all over the place.  Finally someone got him from behind, but it was to late.  A hot ass waitress got drilled right in the forehead by a brick of slimey ass shit...lol

I have never seen anything like it!!!....that's one to talk about!!!....lol

I guess the moral of the story is...if your about to get your ass kicked in may not me that bad to shit your pants....

been spit on but never pooped on..lol.. thats fuked up..

tiny

That is horrible!  

I was a bouncer a long time ago. Long before I was a BBer. I don't have any disgusting stories though, lol. I only had things get out of hand a couple times. Usually the cops were there in time to stop any fights. I only actually had a fight escilate one time to violence. But I always had 3/4 of the guys in the bar standing behind me, lol. I was brought up by my father to fight dirty, and I have no problem smashing a pool cue or a bottle off a guys head to keep me from getting hurt, and I think everyone in the bar knew it. I only weighed about 160 at the time, so I wouldn't walk out the door without a weapon in my hand. Usually a cut off pool cue that was kept behind the bar. When I heard the sirens, I would hand it to someone to take back inside, lol. The only fight I did have, I didn't need the cue, although I did have it in my hand. I did a leg sweep and when the guy hit the ground I put my foot on his throat until the cops got there. That was the end of it. Later

I was a bouncer at a club that had a outside deck by the river. A fight broke out and it got pretty good. This one punk jumped on my back and I flung him over the rail into the river. It was low tide and he got stuck up to his knees in mud. Ha ha .The cops had to throw him a rope to get him out. Then he got busted.I got another one with carnies in it if your interested. Those were the days .<

Napalm, There is no such thing as fighting dirty. There are only 2 kinds of fights. The ones you win and the ones you lose. No matter what it takes I'm going home safe at the end of the night.  

Here is another one:

Back in college when I was bouncing I saw something that made me think twice about laying into somebody.  My buddy was working an area with pool tables and a fight broke out over some cash that a drunken one didn't want to pay after he lost a game.  Next thing you know it turns into a brawl between the football team and the staff.  It was fun, but we were out numbered and slightly out gunned!  Athletes don't have to mean that their good fighters as most of you know...all though it helps.  
So, next thing you the staff is got a the upper hand, some of us bleeding...from the nuckles... and some from our heads... ??? , then all of sudden they make a rush up the stairs to try and get at one us who got the best of them, my buddy kicks this dude right in the chest on his way up.  The guy flies in the air down seven or eight stairs and lands on his back, sliding down the rest of the stairs.  He was out cold!  Next day we heard he was paralyzed....my buddy and the bar owners were shitting their pants.  I was worrying for him also, the job doesn't mean enough to jeapordize your life, and someone elses...sometimes.

Little to say the guy ended up being ok, and no charges were filed because the charges against him were dropped.

Some scarey shit...it hits home when you really see someone going through shit like that.

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Tiny you my friend....are a nut!!!!!

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I 've working for a couple of years in the biz.The nastiest thing Ive seen was to transsexuals hanging out by the back.Some drunk sucker started to talk to them and asked one of them to dance.Everyone knew they were men including his friend.Anyway everyone is laughing at them while they dance.The TS starts ginding him and kissing him.It looks like there about to fuck on the dance floor next thing you know he cops a feel SURPRISE!!!This guy mouth just opens up in shock then he nails her/him in the mouth.They start fighting I run up to break it up.One of the girls gets her dress rip of by one of the security.Make a long story short were wrestling some 6'5" TS thats has tits and a dick falling every where.Once we got the two outside the club the TS strated to take a piss naked on the side of the road.Every once in a while a TS comes in but they don't cause any trouble just stares.But he real pain is when they aren't allowed into the mens or womens because of the patrons so they say were discriminating agiast them.Just a pain.
Wedsday some woman passed out in the vip I run back there and pick her up like a baby and walked her out next thing you know she throws up on me.Becuse of the smell i throw up back on her.I said fuck that shit I droped her on her ass and dipped to get cleaned up.I hate baby sitting grown ups!
Belive i am sure i seen nasties thing like people overdosing on heroin this is recent stuff

started bouncing at 19, then a year from then i was trained to bartend, been there almost five years now.  Its funny that im the bartender and Im bigger than every bouncer there.