dick joke

An 86 year old hard of hearing man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
> As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help
> you?"
> "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY DICK," he replied.
> The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
> crowded office and say things like that."
> "WHY NOT? YOU ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG."
> "Because", replies the receptionist, "You've obviously caused some
> embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have softly said
there
> is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the
problem
> further with the doctor in private."
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.  The
> receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes?"
> "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EAR."
> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled knowing he had taken her
> advice.
> "And what is wrong with your ear sir?"
> "I CAN'T PISS OUT OF IT."

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