Pvc of pleasure

A friend of mine works for wildlife and fisheries in La. He is law enforcement not just a game warden. He was driving through an area and found a truck parked way in the woods. He goes to the door and the guy is totally nude and has about 10 pvc pipes in the vehicle. He has vaseline too. He tells him he is working on doing some plumbing. He then comes clean and says you got me. I was masturbating. He said he had several different pieces and lengths of pipes. I like the plumbing comment though. Very creative.

That's taking the phrase "lay some pipe" a little to literally. lol.

lmao at CRQ no shit there just plumbing haha, how do you masterbate with a pvc pipe haha that takes a special man.

I had this horrible pic in my mind of a guy with like fifteen pieces of pipe trying them on for fit.