Which Food network chefs would you destroy?

Which ones would you pound like a mallard duck?

  • Giada De Laurentiis

    Votes: 5 45.5%

  • Paula Deen

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Ellie Krieger

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Cat Cora

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Claire Robinson

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Aida Mollenkamp

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Rachel Ray

    Votes: 6 54.5%

  • Anne Burrell

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Sandra Lee

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Robin Miller

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Ingrid Hoffmann

    Votes: 3 27.3%

  • Marcela Valladolid

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Mary Nolan

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • Sunny Anderson

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Emeril Lagasse

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Total voters
    11
Get_Swole

Get_Swole

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Giada De Laurentiis is my all time fav the things i would do to that woman after i ate all the food she cooks.

You can select more then one so pick The 3 you would most like to Rail.

If i missed one that you want let me know ill add it.

in order
Giada, Sunny Anderson, Claire Robinson, Sandra Lee, Emeril Lagasse lol
 
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Oh, I'd definately slam Rachel Ray, call me crazy. I'd make her shut the fuck up though with that raspyass voice.
 
What about Bobby Flay? I don't find him attractive, but one of you suckers might think differently... lol. There's also Alton Brown, Bill Nye the science guy's geeky, twin, food science brother...
 
steph said:
What about Bobby Flay? I don't find him attractive, but one of you suckers might think differently... lol. There's also Alton Brown, Bill Nye the science guy's geeky, twin, food science brother...
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alton brown is awesome haha. Bobby is my 2nd favorite chef after Emeril. I watch the food network pretty much all the time lol. I put Emeril on there just for you Steph :thumbsup:
 
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alton brown is awesome haha. Bobby is my 2nd favorite chef after Emeril. I watch the food network pretty much all the time lol. I put Emeril on there just for you Steph :thumbsup:
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LOL, gee... thanks!

Emeril is okay... I actually love Chopped, Unwrapped and Throwdown with Bobby Flay... however, I am unfortunate enough to live in the NYC-metro area where my cable company and the company that owns food network are feuding, therefore I was robbed of my favorite channel on January 1st. Don't know when I'll get to watch it again... and my gym doesn't have it, so I can't even catch up during cardio. :upset:
 
steph said:
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LOL, gee... thanks!

Emeril is okay... I actually love Chopped, Unwrapped and Throwdown with Bobby Flay... however, I am unfortunate enough to live in the NYC-metro area where my cable company and the company that owns food network are feuding, therefore I was robbed of my favorite channel on January 1st. Don't know when I'll get to watch it again... and my gym doesn't have it, so I can't even catch up during cardio. :upset:
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Wow that would suck so bad. Im watching a cake challenge right now with my headphones on and surfing the web. I guess if i cant eat it i might as well watch it get made haha. Its the most watched channel in my house for sure.
 
Alton is not gay by the way. I know you didn' t say he was, but I thought he was. He is married with kids. I was stunned. LOL. Giadda is an air head but she is nice looking. Rachel Ray has that three pack a day chain smoker voice and I would just love to slap her, let her wake up, slap her again, and I think you get the idea. LOL. My wife watches every show steph named except throwdown. I must admit I kinda like IC America even though there is rarely anything I would even contemplate eating. Cat Cora is okay looking but she doesn't play for my team. I have no idea why but she reminds me of a dominatrix. You never know.
 
Giada is hot. This reminds me of that episode of Californication when Duchovny bangs the food network star. Of course you could always add Padma from Top Chef though she doesn't cook, who cares!!!
 
I've seen Alton's kid and wife in one of the episodes of his show when I was clicking through one day. I never got the gay vibe from him... just the geeky one.

Something about Giada I don't like... she's pretty, but in an almost *too* perfect sorta way. I can't stand Rachel Ray because I heard from numerous sources that she's a real bitch... and if you're in the spotlight and can't be nice to your fans, then that's just not cool. Down Home with the Neely's is good... but man, they don't know how to cook ANYTHING healthy. It all looks damn good though, but bad for your arteries, waistline and everything else, lol.

I like the show Food Detectives, but I haven't seen it in a while. I'm always super interested and amazed by how they debunk food science myths and do little fun experiments.

Man, I miss Food Network! :(
 
steph said:
I've seen Alton's kid and wife in one of the episodes of his show when I was clicking through one day. I never got the gay vibe from him... just the geeky one.

Something about Giada I don't like... she's pretty, but in an almost *too* perfect sorta way. I can't stand Rachel Ray because I heard from numerous sources that she's a real bitch... and if you're in the spotlight and can't be nice to your fans, then that's just not cool. Down Home with the Neely's is good... but man, they don't know how to cook ANYTHING healthy. It all looks damn good though, but bad for your arteries, waistline and everything else, lol.

I like the show Food Detectives, but I haven't seen it in a while. I'm always super interested and amazed by how they debunk food science myths and do little fun experiments.

Man, I miss Food Network! :(
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Ha yeah you need it i have it on right now watching Emeril live :).
The only thing about Giada that gets on my nerves is her crazy amount of making italian words sound too italian. It just sounds un natural the way she says most of them and that gets annoying to me.

Oh and LOL at the 3 votes for Paula Deen.
 
Welp test is kicking in watching Giada right now already rubbed one out today and prairie doggin thinkin about that bitch cooking me some food in my kitchin.
 
Claire, Ingrid, and Aida for me. Giada is one stuck up bitch with a stick up her ass--can't stand her.
 
How is rachel ray winning this? Raspy ass voice and shes fat now, all wearing tight ass clothes and shit. Not that attractive to me.
 
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