I want to say fuck Nair....

Yeah thats right, not the member hes a good friend of mine but the fucking hair removal product. I opened the cabinet and found some extra strength i bought a while back but never used. Now I dont know if just sitting in the cabinet made it chemically stronger or more potent or what.
Thank god i just did my arms. I started off by shaking it vigorously as instructed on the bottle then slopped it all over my arms from about mid bi's down pretty thick since it said for men to use quite a bit. So i think to myself no biggie now ill sit on the tub and surf the web naked on my iphone maybe some porn who knows.
Well folks everything went great 4 minutes in it says to check a small section to see if it comes off with the hair. Pretty good but not quite so i go another 2 minutes. A little tingling but nothing bad. Says to use a damp washrag to wipe the stuff off your body and the hair will come with it. 8 minutes in i give it a go. Wow this stuff is working great. As im wiping the hair off i start to realize this shit burns.
So i finish it up and start to wash my arms with soap and cool water im starting to really feel it. Well 3 minutes into my shower it litteraly feels liks someone shaved my arms with a piece of glass, then dumped gasoline on them and let them stew for a bit, then got a piece of metal and used a grinder to shoot sparks at my arms until it ignited. I am not exaggerating i work with metal and torches all day grinding metal bouncing off my arms no biggie this shit had me running in place in the shower.
Freezing cold water would not put out this fire, I dont know if it was just because it sat too long in the cabinet or what but ive never experienced anything like this, and ive used Nair before several times in fact but i guess it wasnt the extra strength.
Im gonna have to look and see if they have some Nair for children or fucking puppies or something holy fuck ill never use this shit again. Now my arms are red as fuck and look like someone slapped the fuck out of them repeatedly for about 10 minutes. It feels like i went tanning with the hottest lotion available and let my forearms cook for approximately an hour. If i had a worst enemy i wouldnt change out his regular nair for this bottle of battery acid.

Cliffs notes
Good news- hair on arms are gone
Bad news- arms are covered in goosebumps to this minute from the tingling pain from applying rocketfuel to arms over 30 minutes ago. FML

LMFAO! You can't rub the shit in or it will cause burns. It says so on the bottle! You have to apply a good amount covering the hair but you don't, what ever you do, don't want to rub it in the skin.

I've done this a few times myself. That's why I'm doing laser hair removal. I agree, fuck nair

dude this shit has a roller on the bottle for rolling it on i didnt massage it in lol just applied it generously like the bottle said. I really think it just got crazy strong from sitting there so long.

lol.. this made me laugh. Good thing you didnt apply it to your balls!!

funny thing is ive actually put nair on my pubic region and had no problems at all not a bit of burning at all. Thats why this was so random lol.

LOL @ the "running in place in the shower" part...

I learned years ago that any of those hair removal creams SUCK. You either burn your skin or you don't get all the hair off. And it doesn't last longer than shaving! It still removes the hair by dissolving it at the surface. Be a man and WAX! It is my lifelong goal to convince guys to wax their body hair and stop whining about how much it's gonna hurt... especially those of you who can stick yourselves like pin cushions several times a week! Suck it up and do it already! lol...

I went to school for skincare and I love to wax, but don't get to practice nearly enough... come to Jersey, I'll hook ya up!!

steph said:

LOL @ the "running in place in the shower" part...

I learned years ago that any of those hair removal creams SUCK. You either burn your skin or you don't get all the hair off. And it doesn't last longer than shaving! It still removes the hair by dissolving it at the surface. Be a man and WAX! It is my lifelong goal to convince guys to wax their body hair and stop whining about how much it's gonna hurt... especially those of you who can stick yourselves like pin cushions several times a week! Suck it up and do it already! lol...

I went to school for skincare and I love to wax, but don't get to practice nearly enough... come to Jersey, I'll hook ya up!!

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Wax? Are you kidding? LASER!!!

NAIR said:

Wax? Are you kidding? LASER!!!

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Well that is the ultimate hair removal process... it hurts too, but if your hair is dark, it's pretty much permanent... after you go a few times.

Yeah it hurts like hell but I swear its a lot less painful than waxing. Nothing, and I mean nothing, hurt more than waxing my chest. I've done 6 or 7 brazialian laser hair removals and that doesn't come close to the doscomfort I felt waxing my chest.

The thought of waxing my chest makes me cringe. I don't know what I saw it on but some idiot waxed his underarm hair and screamed bloody death. May have been funniest videos. I can not fathom that.

steph said:

LOL @ the "running in place in the shower" part...

I learned years ago that any of those hair removal creams SUCK. You either burn your skin or you don't get all the hair off. And it doesn't last longer than shaving! It still removes the hair by dissolving it at the surface. Be a man and WAX! It is my lifelong goal to convince guys to wax their body hair and stop whining about how much it's gonna hurt... especially those of you who can stick yourselves like pin cushions several times a week! Suck it up and do it already! lol...

I went to school for skincare and I love to wax, but don't get to practice nearly enough... come to Jersey, I'll hook ya up!!

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ahhh i dont think i could do that. Arms and like calves probably wouldnt be too bad on the waxing but chest and a few other parts ouch. I guess if i shaved my entire body first then when it started to grow back go wax and it wouldnt be as bad i wouldnt think i could be wrong.

another thing is i didnt realize how bad that nair stuff stinks. I guess it does dissolve the hair because it was stinkin pretty bad.

funny post. I agree with the waxing. I had my wife do my back once. I was yelling "I'm bleeding, I know I'm fucking bleeding"
My wife was on the floor laughing. I know I have a high pain threshold, I also work with metal, I can take the burns from welding
and grinding and think stiches are fun, but something about that waxing fucking hurt. (she had to keep doing the same spot cus
the hair wasent coming completely out) (OK Steph, I know your going to say "be a MAN and suck it up!! lol)

mcgaret said:

funny post. I agree with the waxing. I had my wife do my back once. I was yelling "I'm bleeding, I know I'm fucking bleeding"
My wife was on the floor laughing. I know I have a high pain threshold, I also work with metal, I can take the burns from welding
and grinding and think stiches are fun, but something about that waxing fucking hurt. (she had to keep doing the same spot cus
the hair wasent coming completely out) (OK Steph, I know your going to say "be a MAN and suck it up!! lol)

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Haha id be the same way bro i do the same shit for a living welding grinding cutting slag bouncing up in your neck of your shirt but you dont wanna quit running your stringer so you just grit your teeth as it singes into your skin lol. I got my eyebrows waxed from my barber and that shit hurt pretty good. I cant imagine what my nipples would feel like maybe if i got completely shit faced once a month and did it i would be ok lol

Haha ok I guess you guys are manly men... but I still want to wax a dude's chest and back one day!

I did my cousin-in-law's eyebrows yesterday and he sat there like a champ, lol.

I do agree that you FEEL it, but after you do it a couple times, you feel it less and less. You guys have thicker hair, so it makes sense that it would hurt a lil more, but I still don't see the big deal about waxing... no ingrown hairs, plus you're hairless for longer than a couple days!

Ok ive found the solution. Mind you my legs were hairy as a wildabeast since i havent shaved since last year sometime. Well i bought some chick shit at walmart called Veet. Well my friends this stuff is awesome. It comes out in a shaving cream looking glob you just rub that shit all over and let it sit for about 6 minutes, it comes with a bladeless little device to take it off with but it takes to long so i just got a wet wash cloth and just wiped that hair away. A tiny bit of stinging but nothing bad at all threw on some lotion after my shower and it feels great. Now i gotta get my tan darker haha. Stuff works great though if your sick of shaving i recommend it. Kinda sucks waiting the 6 minutes but i just put on some music or surf on the iphone.

You don't like Nair, but you used Veet? lol... It's pretty much the same thing, no?

Glad you found something that worked for you. I'm telling ya tho, a couple minutes with me and my wax pot and I could have ya good as new!

steph said:

You don't like Nair, but you used Veet? lol... It's pretty much the same thing, no?

Glad you found something that worked for you. I'm telling ya tho, a couple minutes with me and my wax pot and I could have ya good as new!

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you could have me crying lol. I really dont know if they are the same or not. I really think that nair just sat in my shelf too long and concentrated or something strange because its never happened before. The veet stuff was awesome though didnt stink as bad and the hair just wiped off. I saw a bunch of wax kits at walmart yesterday i giggled to myself and said nope.

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you could have me crying lol. I really dont know if they are the same or not. I really think that nair just sat in my shelf too long and concentrated or something strange because its never happened before. The veet stuff was awesome though didnt stink as bad and the hair just wiped off. I saw a bunch of wax kits at walmart yesterday i giggled to myself and said nope.

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Noooo, don't get that crap... you'll really cry and it doesn't work. I have a salon kit with the wax melting pot and all. If you're gonna do it, do it right... sounds like you've got a good method though, so no reason to mess with that now!

steph said:

Noooo, don't get that crap... you'll really cry and it doesn't work. I have a salon kit with the wax melting pot and all. If you're gonna do it, do it right... sounds like you've got a good method though, so no reason to mess with that now!

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Yeah i wouldnt do it lol, Id get that wax all on me and the paper things lined all over my body then i wouldnt be able to pull them off haha.

Steph... I'll man up.. I'll come to Jersey and do a full body wax.. and I want that shit videotaped and POSTED on here.. so I can show all there "MEN" how a REAL MAN takes the "Pain" of waxing.. I aint scurred.. (I'm being serious right now.. I'll be down in that area in June/July..) I got a hundred dollar bet that says I don't make a PEEP.. and the video will be full audio so u can hear if I do..

You down Steph?? And by full body I mean, Back, Legs, Arms, Chest, Abdomen.. No brazilian wax shit.. lol.. I handle that area just fine with a buzzkit.. hahaha.