Get_Swole
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
Yeah thats right, not the member hes a good friend of mine but the fucking hair removal product. I opened the cabinet and found some extra strength i bought a while back but never used. Now I dont know if just sitting in the cabinet made it chemically stronger or more potent or what.
Thank god i just did my arms. I started off by shaking it vigorously as instructed on the bottle then slopped it all over my arms from about mid bi's down pretty thick since it said for men to use quite a bit. So i think to myself no biggie now ill sit on the tub and surf the web naked on my iphone maybe some porn who knows.
Well folks everything went great 4 minutes in it says to check a small section to see if it comes off with the hair. Pretty good but not quite so i go another 2 minutes. A little tingling but nothing bad. Says to use a damp washrag to wipe the stuff off your body and the hair will come with it. 8 minutes in i give it a go. Wow this stuff is working great. As im wiping the hair off i start to realize this shit burns.
So i finish it up and start to wash my arms with soap and cool water im starting to really feel it. Well 3 minutes into my shower it litteraly feels liks someone shaved my arms with a piece of glass, then dumped gasoline on them and let them stew for a bit, then got a piece of metal and used a grinder to shoot sparks at my arms until it ignited. I am not exaggerating i work with metal and torches all day grinding metal bouncing off my arms no biggie this shit had me running in place in the shower.
Freezing cold water would not put out this fire, I dont know if it was just because it sat too long in the cabinet or what but ive never experienced anything like this, and ive used Nair before several times in fact but i guess it wasnt the extra strength.
Im gonna have to look and see if they have some Nair for children or fucking puppies or something holy fuck ill never use this shit again. Now my arms are red as fuck and look like someone slapped the fuck out of them repeatedly for about 10 minutes. It feels like i went tanning with the hottest lotion available and let my forearms cook for approximately an hour. If i had a worst enemy i wouldnt change out his regular nair for this bottle of battery acid.
Cliffs notes
Good news- hair on arms are gone
Bad news- arms are covered in goosebumps to this minute from the tingling pain from applying rocketfuel to arms over 30 minutes ago. FML
Thank god i just did my arms. I started off by shaking it vigorously as instructed on the bottle then slopped it all over my arms from about mid bi's down pretty thick since it said for men to use quite a bit. So i think to myself no biggie now ill sit on the tub and surf the web naked on my iphone maybe some porn who knows.
Well folks everything went great 4 minutes in it says to check a small section to see if it comes off with the hair. Pretty good but not quite so i go another 2 minutes. A little tingling but nothing bad. Says to use a damp washrag to wipe the stuff off your body and the hair will come with it. 8 minutes in i give it a go. Wow this stuff is working great. As im wiping the hair off i start to realize this shit burns.
So i finish it up and start to wash my arms with soap and cool water im starting to really feel it. Well 3 minutes into my shower it litteraly feels liks someone shaved my arms with a piece of glass, then dumped gasoline on them and let them stew for a bit, then got a piece of metal and used a grinder to shoot sparks at my arms until it ignited. I am not exaggerating i work with metal and torches all day grinding metal bouncing off my arms no biggie this shit had me running in place in the shower.
Freezing cold water would not put out this fire, I dont know if it was just because it sat too long in the cabinet or what but ive never experienced anything like this, and ive used Nair before several times in fact but i guess it wasnt the extra strength.
Im gonna have to look and see if they have some Nair for children or fucking puppies or something holy fuck ill never use this shit again. Now my arms are red as fuck and look like someone slapped the fuck out of them repeatedly for about 10 minutes. It feels like i went tanning with the hottest lotion available and let my forearms cook for approximately an hour. If i had a worst enemy i wouldnt change out his regular nair for this bottle of battery acid.
Cliffs notes
Good news- hair on arms are gone
Bad news- arms are covered in goosebumps to this minute from the tingling pain from applying rocketfuel to arms over 30 minutes ago. FML