stripper escort??

Crazymank

Crazymank

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A dude offered me a job on the spot last night while i was bouncing at the bar.

Ok- i do get hit on a lot by gay dudes and this sounds a lot like they're m.o. but I checked with him and he swore he wasnt gay and it was legit.-plus he was making out with a hot ass chick, so i think its ok.

$150 a night plus 15% of the tips. He said i could clear $300 a night on a good night. Now why someone would just hand this into my lap- i dont know.

anyways, i would be responsible for driving 4 hot ass strippers to bachelor parties. make sure that nobody gets out of line.

Now the part i dont know about.... is this shit does get out of hand. When i had my friends bachelor party at my house, this dude told me he got shot. He said he was bigger than me and he lost everything after getting shot.... and the dude looked like death...this shit happens all the time.

Another thing is, all the strippers i've ever known have been heavy into req drugs. I dont know if i really want to expose myself to that anymore....

I checked with the wife- she said she would allow it, as long as i split half the money with her. -fucking awesome, not sure why she would say that- but ok.

so what do you guys think?
 
ehh dont know if i would do it or not. If shit got crazy with the dudes at the bachelor party i would just split and leave the bitches there lol. I hear ya on the req drugs and shit. I wouldnt do any of that shit, i wouldnt be a bouncer either so obviously we see differently here.
 
Dont think it'd be a good idea. 1, because your wife is getting half, and 2, because like you said a lot of them are strung out and im sure you will encounter a lot of bad situations
 
I'd end up fucking them and doing their drugs so it would be a big NO-GO for me. Maybe you have some self control though
 
normalsucks said:
A dude offered me a job on the spot last night while i was bouncing at the bar.

Ok- i do get hit on a lot by gay dudes and this sounds a lot like they're m.o. but I checked with him and he swore he wasnt gay and it was legit.-plus he was making out with a hot ass chick, so i think its ok.

$150 a night plus 15% of the tips. He said i could clear $300 a night on a good night. Now why someone would just hand this into my lap- i dont know.

anyways, i would be responsible for driving 4 hot ass strippers to bachelor parties. make sure that nobody gets out of line.

Now the part i dont know about.... is this shit does get out of hand. When i had my friends bachelor party at my house, this dude told me he got shot. He said he was bigger than me and he lost everything after getting shot.... and the dude looked like death...this shit happens all the time.

Another thing is, all the strippers i've ever known have been heavy into req drugs. I dont know if i really want to expose myself to that anymore....

I checked with the wife- she said she would allow it, as long as i split half the money with her. -fucking awesome, not sure why she would say that- but ok.

so what do you guys think?
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I don't know - sounds great but.. A guy got shot here last year- he was the driver, like you want to be, drove strippers to a party. The jealous boyfriend and his friends jacked the party, all strung out and shot the driver point blank dead. The driver was a college kid, he was a pretty big meathead, earning money for school. I don't know big guy...
 
yeah- this isnt going to happen. I guess my wife thought id be staying in the car.....lol. that i was only driving them there. I guess i could have went along and said.... sure honey, im just sitting in the car, while im watching some chick stuff a broom stick in her ass.... but i guess i didnt really want the job that bad.

Plus, i kinda like bouncing sunday nights at my bar. We've got a good band that plays every sunday.
 
If it was me - I would only consider it if I had back up. One other guy to watch your back - but then you would have to split the
$$$$. I dont think I would trust the strippers to be honest about 15% of their tip. The tips is where they make the big $$$.
I have watched them work a party and I always am amazed how much $$ they make. The guys should just get a hooker - they
wouldn't just get teased and would save a shitload of $$. Like I said though - I would feel 10 times better with another tough
guy to watch each others back. When it starts getting out of hand shit happens QUICK!! (keep us posted)
 
when I was a bouncer and yes I was a male stripper for a while also, so every
once in a while I would bounce for the girls AND I never made $150-don't know where you live though.

Always carried a 9mm with me and a blackjack in case things got out of hand...will say this though NEVER had a problem, then again it is a form of security so if you do it long enough you will have a problem.
 
Yeah i have to say i usually have my carry anyways but if i were to do it that would be made clear up front that my sidearm will be with me at all times. Along with a good tactical blade as well.
 
Your doing the right thing. It sounds like that pussy will get you killed!!! lol!
 
Get_Swole said:
Yeah i have to say i usually have my carry anyways but if i were to do it that would be made clear up front that my sidearm will be with me at all times. Along with a good tactical blade as well.
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100% Agree, from time to time I take these jobs, I always go with my Hi-cap 9mm(Springfield XDm 9mm- 19+1) and My Compact 1911(10+1 45acp) Para O-NiteHog ... Plus yes, a Tac. Blade *IN CASE* I need to Lay down the whole party and walk away with my life, I could care less if I leave 10 dead dudes and 4 dead strippers on the floor as Long as I was still living and breathing..

I have had 1 incident out of maybe 30 I have done.. and it was the jealous BF of one of the girls.. showed up.. grabbed her by her hair to drag her out, I politely choked him unconscious with a rear-naked choke.. dragged his ass outside.. meanwhile a Bachelor party attendee called the police, I held the P.O.S. til they got their.. cuffed and stuffed him and away they went..

Party carried on.. no other interruptions .. (my base pay was similar- 200 cash for each party 10% tip.. usually netted approx 350-400bucks per 4 hours...
 
i think it depends on the level of danger. Im in detroit, so i think 300 a night is appropriate.
 
Call me crazy but.. In the back of my mind I kinda always wanted something to GO DOWN.. I am dead on with my accuracy and would have put one through the "GANGTA's sideways PRAY n SPRAY shooting" medula and they'd be DEAD DEAD before their lifeless body hit the ground...
 
update... this dude has come in 2 more times. I told him no all 3 times. But, he came in last saturday with a party bus. 15 smoking hot strippers on his arm. Did the whole vip thing, champagne and everything, dude dropped 2k easily that night.

the wife and i looking at splitting up. So i could use the cash. she really was the major thing holding me back. I may even go the full route and get a ccw.

even if we dont split up, i think i might just do it anyways. Fuck her.
 
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