Crazymank
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
This happened last week. I started to write this thread about it, but its a long story. Plus, its not that exciting- which is a good thing cause nobody died, or went to the hospital.
but anyway:
Im the head bouncer at this night club. Friday night is band night. We had a cover band with a hot ass singer, awesome vocals... but i didnt really like the song list. Crowd used to be huge, now its like half the size. So its an easy night. I threw out one guy for being overly drunk falling all over people and just being a general pain in the ass.
We had 2 groups of guys about 4 in each group eye fucking each other all night. This happens all the time and it didnt really concern me because they where keeping there distance.
One group of guys is part of our regular crowd. They are a pain in the ass. They're just hoodlums is the best i can describe. Irish heritage, they like to be obnoxious, They're into coke, and they like to fight. We generally dont have problems with them though. They keep the coke out of sight, they dont fight all the time, they're pretty respectful of the bouncers and the establishment. I noticed that this cute girl was hanging out with them. She got her hubcaps stolen like a month prior and since i went out to help her, she has always come up to me and gave me a big hug. We'll just call her hubcap girl.
The other group is more of a preppy crowd. They all look the same, ball caps, t-shirts, blue jeans, white shoes. They just started coming to our club a couple months ago. They look like the line men at most high school football teams. They're a lot bigger than the irish guys, but they're just not bad asses.- they think they are, but no....lol.
there was a fight between the two groups in our parking lot. one of the Irish regulars knocked out one of the preppy dudes and the fight was over.
We have the CIA radios.... You know, with the little wire that goes up to the ear. I know i look like a douche with this thing, but they come in handy. So all i hear is "nick! call the cops!!!" -lol.... (nick is the owner).
10 bikers blow right past our door guy and go right up to the tallest preppy dude and start choking him. I come around from behind the line of bikers. Some dumb ass chick is standing right next to them- i motion for her to get out of the way. about 3 of the bikers pointed at me and obviously wanted me to not get involved. But it just didnt register i walked up to the leader biker dude that was now choking this kid. I then call gary:
Gary is about 6'8'' 350ish... just a fucking wall of a man, and dumb as a wall to. We keep him off to the back of the club because he is really dumb and we dont want him talking to people. plus, he smells- really bad b.o. He is totally fine with it, just sits there with a smile on his face.... but he really cant see the location we are at. After about 2 more times, of calling him over... he's finally on his way.
Tony is our token black dude, sorry-its just funny cause we usually only have 1 black employee. anyways, tony is about 6'1'' 320ish... big scary black dude. he was first on the seen, i joined him right after calling gary. Im 6'2'' only 230 at the moment.
The bikers- all had there leather on. Obviously from Detroit. Everyone asks me what the name of there club was. You know, im thinking at any moment someone is going to come at me with a knife or something.... so im not reading the back of there jackets. The only thing i can think of is the "renegades??"- they have black and either tan or off white lettering. I was surprised though, these dude didnt look under 40 years old. Some of them looked like they might have been in there 50s.... The leader was about 6'7'' 300 lbs, pretty solid-but looked about 50. Everyone else, didnt really intimidate me (size wise)- i know they all where packing heaters, and knifes.
So i started the converstation with "whats going on??" the leader looked at me and said this fucker was threatening my niece. He said he was going to fuck her up in the parking lot and she was scared to leave here. The leader dude let go of the dudes throat. I think he knew it was time to focus on us now. Im having a hard time remembering what happened next. I do know, that i said fine, tell you what- this dude is out of here. So i had gary escort im out the side door. -whats funny, is this dude says "why do i have to leave??" -he actually resisted. Gary just hauled him off.
This is where the leader tells me he could have had 100 guys here, that he could have shut this whole place down, that he used to own this place... (He was wired on something.) I think we sat there for about 5 minutes keeping him happy talking about himself. After that, I said.... "ok, well... do you guys mind leaving now?? your scaring the shit out of our customers..." I was surprised how well that went. He just said ok... On the way out, he pulls the hubcap girl over and says... "this is my niece -make sure she gets to her car ok." "i said sure... no problem."
I go out with them to make sure they're not going to find and kill that guy in our parking lot. I walk with the leader to his car. Hes still telling me how he was going to kill that guy. He said i was going pop his eye ball out and eat it in front of the other eye ball. (yeah- he was pretty crazy) when he said this, he almost popped my eyeball out. I was surprised how fast he could move.
about this time we both see the preppy dude walk out of a corner about 100 yards away. The leader biker says... there's that dude right there!! I think he was going to fuck him up and right then the cops show up. The preppy boy called the cops, he was talking to them. I said to the leader biker guy... I think you should get going..... he says all right man, and gets into his Cadillac and gets out of there.
I radio to nick that the cops are here. He comes outside, and asks me if i want to go with him to talk to the cops. So we walk up to the cops. The dude looks at me, points and says " and he was talking to them!!!" I said "I was trying to make sure you didnt get killed in there"..... the kid was all amp'd up, just pissed off. The cop was debating putting him in the car.... I could tell. "he said they kicked me out for nothing" .... "didnt do anything wrong"
about then he shit his pants and started crying... more like sobbing. He just totally lost it. I think it finally hit him that he could have died. I said "you need to go home" he said my friend is still in there.... I went and got his friend-basically had to throw him out cause he didnt want to leave the club.
I then told the hubcap girl that i was walking her to her car. She said she didnt need me to, cause she was there with her boyfriend. I said- i dont care, that i told her uncle i would.
On the way to her car, I told her, shes going to get someone killed.....
Thats about it i guess. sorry it was so long.
but anyway:
Im the head bouncer at this night club. Friday night is band night. We had a cover band with a hot ass singer, awesome vocals... but i didnt really like the song list. Crowd used to be huge, now its like half the size. So its an easy night. I threw out one guy for being overly drunk falling all over people and just being a general pain in the ass.
We had 2 groups of guys about 4 in each group eye fucking each other all night. This happens all the time and it didnt really concern me because they where keeping there distance.
One group of guys is part of our regular crowd. They are a pain in the ass. They're just hoodlums is the best i can describe. Irish heritage, they like to be obnoxious, They're into coke, and they like to fight. We generally dont have problems with them though. They keep the coke out of sight, they dont fight all the time, they're pretty respectful of the bouncers and the establishment. I noticed that this cute girl was hanging out with them. She got her hubcaps stolen like a month prior and since i went out to help her, she has always come up to me and gave me a big hug. We'll just call her hubcap girl.
The other group is more of a preppy crowd. They all look the same, ball caps, t-shirts, blue jeans, white shoes. They just started coming to our club a couple months ago. They look like the line men at most high school football teams. They're a lot bigger than the irish guys, but they're just not bad asses.- they think they are, but no....lol.
there was a fight between the two groups in our parking lot. one of the Irish regulars knocked out one of the preppy dudes and the fight was over.
We have the CIA radios.... You know, with the little wire that goes up to the ear. I know i look like a douche with this thing, but they come in handy. So all i hear is "nick! call the cops!!!" -lol.... (nick is the owner).
10 bikers blow right past our door guy and go right up to the tallest preppy dude and start choking him. I come around from behind the line of bikers. Some dumb ass chick is standing right next to them- i motion for her to get out of the way. about 3 of the bikers pointed at me and obviously wanted me to not get involved. But it just didnt register i walked up to the leader biker dude that was now choking this kid. I then call gary:
Gary is about 6'8'' 350ish... just a fucking wall of a man, and dumb as a wall to. We keep him off to the back of the club because he is really dumb and we dont want him talking to people. plus, he smells- really bad b.o. He is totally fine with it, just sits there with a smile on his face.... but he really cant see the location we are at. After about 2 more times, of calling him over... he's finally on his way.
Tony is our token black dude, sorry-its just funny cause we usually only have 1 black employee. anyways, tony is about 6'1'' 320ish... big scary black dude. he was first on the seen, i joined him right after calling gary. Im 6'2'' only 230 at the moment.
The bikers- all had there leather on. Obviously from Detroit. Everyone asks me what the name of there club was. You know, im thinking at any moment someone is going to come at me with a knife or something.... so im not reading the back of there jackets. The only thing i can think of is the "renegades??"- they have black and either tan or off white lettering. I was surprised though, these dude didnt look under 40 years old. Some of them looked like they might have been in there 50s.... The leader was about 6'7'' 300 lbs, pretty solid-but looked about 50. Everyone else, didnt really intimidate me (size wise)- i know they all where packing heaters, and knifes.
So i started the converstation with "whats going on??" the leader looked at me and said this fucker was threatening my niece. He said he was going to fuck her up in the parking lot and she was scared to leave here. The leader dude let go of the dudes throat. I think he knew it was time to focus on us now. Im having a hard time remembering what happened next. I do know, that i said fine, tell you what- this dude is out of here. So i had gary escort im out the side door. -whats funny, is this dude says "why do i have to leave??" -he actually resisted. Gary just hauled him off.
This is where the leader tells me he could have had 100 guys here, that he could have shut this whole place down, that he used to own this place... (He was wired on something.) I think we sat there for about 5 minutes keeping him happy talking about himself. After that, I said.... "ok, well... do you guys mind leaving now?? your scaring the shit out of our customers..." I was surprised how well that went. He just said ok... On the way out, he pulls the hubcap girl over and says... "this is my niece -make sure she gets to her car ok." "i said sure... no problem."
I go out with them to make sure they're not going to find and kill that guy in our parking lot. I walk with the leader to his car. Hes still telling me how he was going to kill that guy. He said i was going pop his eye ball out and eat it in front of the other eye ball. (yeah- he was pretty crazy) when he said this, he almost popped my eyeball out. I was surprised how fast he could move.
about this time we both see the preppy dude walk out of a corner about 100 yards away. The leader biker says... there's that dude right there!! I think he was going to fuck him up and right then the cops show up. The preppy boy called the cops, he was talking to them. I said to the leader biker guy... I think you should get going..... he says all right man, and gets into his Cadillac and gets out of there.
I radio to nick that the cops are here. He comes outside, and asks me if i want to go with him to talk to the cops. So we walk up to the cops. The dude looks at me, points and says " and he was talking to them!!!" I said "I was trying to make sure you didnt get killed in there"..... the kid was all amp'd up, just pissed off. The cop was debating putting him in the car.... I could tell. "he said they kicked me out for nothing" .... "didnt do anything wrong"
about then he shit his pants and started crying... more like sobbing. He just totally lost it. I think it finally hit him that he could have died. I said "you need to go home" he said my friend is still in there.... I went and got his friend-basically had to throw him out cause he didnt want to leave the club.
I then told the hubcap girl that i was walking her to her car. She said she didnt need me to, cause she was there with her boyfriend. I said- i dont care, that i told her uncle i would.
On the way to her car, I told her, shes going to get someone killed.....
Thats about it i guess. sorry it was so long.
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