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jtunderdog
03-13-2010, 03:02 AM
I caught a troll. This is the funniest thing I have ever heard and a friend swears its true. Sounds like an urban myth but he swears he heard this first hand from a person who was at this house.

There is an autistic/mentally challenged kid who lives about 30 miles away, but I have met him. He is one of the sweetest natured kids I have ever met. He calls his mom at work and the person beside her desk answered her phone because she wasn't there. Her son is on the phone and says Emergency Emergency Emergency I caught a troll. She hangs up. He calls back. She thinks it a joke and hangs up again. The third time he calls she finds his mom and she runs out of the building and goes home.

She asks where the troll is as soon as he comes to the door. She hears a knocking sound. He brings her to the closet and says hes inside. She opens the door and a "small person" census taker was locked in. She let him out and apologized.

Can you imagine???? They swear this really happened in Weston La.

NAIR
03-13-2010, 04:02 AM
I think the title of your thread isn't all that great considering the nature of the board. I thought a raid was going down

The Dude
03-13-2010, 04:43 AM
It is funny though. You can't beat a mentally challenged person and a dwarf in the same joke. Its a proven combo for success.

Get_Swole
03-13-2010, 11:28 AM
I think the title of your thread isn't all that great considering the nature of the board. I thought a raid was going down

this is what i thought as well lol

Pretty funny though locked him in his closet haha.

steph
03-13-2010, 04:14 PM
HAHAHA... this just made me laugh so damn hard. It's so cute and innocent that you honestly can't make something like that up! What a sweet kid... he thought he was doing the right thing! Poor census dude though, lol.

Get_Swole
03-13-2010, 04:40 PM
My mom works with Autistic kids in schooling and i just told her and she got a huge kick out of it lol.

steph
03-14-2010, 12:19 PM
I told this story last night and couldn't even do it with a straight face... I had tears coming down before I could finish spitting out the words. Seriously one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!

jtunderdog
03-14-2010, 11:20 PM
Me too. I have been laughing every time I thought of it. I meant to put it in here to begin with but put it in the other forum, so whoever moved it thanks. I can see how the title would scare someone. The guy who told me this story was a preacher so I am 99 percent sure it was true and like I said I know the kid as well. He also told me he did a 39 year old guy's funeral and they had people smoking in the funeral home or in the door, the song Knockin on Heaven's door was playing in the funeral home, the guy had two bud lights in his coffin, and he was wearing a Poison open up and say Ahh concert shirt. I haven't laughed that much in a long time. Sadly though his wife got a call that same night that her dad died. Weve been friends for years so he got to entertain us with his stories and we got to be there for them during a hard time.