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mbstrong

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lmao.. cute 1 hunnie.. someone is working hard <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
 
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day.


BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
B.C.!!!
 
<!--QuoteBegin--mbstrong+May 20 2002,6:16--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (mbstrong @ May 20 2002,6:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
B.C.!!![/quote]
so true...sometimes when i see people walking around with kids....i often wonder 2 myelf..."what made those two want 2 have sex with each other?" and then i remember that quote and it is so true...u definitely do alot of things that u would never do when sober!
 
<!--QuoteBegin--dedprez+May 21 2002,6:22--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (dedprez @ May 21 2002,6:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--mbstrong+May 20 2002,6:16--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (mbstrong @ May 20 2002,6:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
B.C.!!![/quote]
so true...sometimes when i see people walking around with kids....i often wonder 2 myelf..."what made those two want 2 have sex with each other?" and then i remember that quote and it is so true...u definitely do alot of things that u would never do when sober![/quote]
LMAO, I always wonderd that to.
 
LMAO  Shit you guys come up with some twisted shit! ;)
 
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