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jtunderdog
04-13-2010, 02:22 AM
My six year old daughter is always angry when she gets up for school. My 11 year old son loves to antagonize her and get her really wound up. Today she told him she was going to take a knife and cut his arm off because he wouldn't leave her alone. My wife said that they put children who do things like that in detention centers like jail. She told her that they would know she was six and understand that she did not know what was right or wrong. Defense attorney or con woman, you tell me.:surprised

Presser
04-13-2010, 03:03 AM
My six year old daughter is always angry when she gets up for school. My 11 year old son loves to antagonize her and get her really wound up. Today she told him she was going to take a knife and cut his arm off because he wouldn't leave her alone. My wife said that they put children who do things like that in detention centers like jail. She told her that they would know she was six and understand that she did not know what was right or wrong. Defense attorney or con woman, you tell me.:surprised

a little too smart if you ask me, you got ur work cut out for ya in the very near future,lol, that is some funny shit though especialy from a 6 year old,lol

saudades
04-13-2010, 08:05 PM
^ ^ ^ I'd have to agree with Presser there.

jtunderdog
04-14-2010, 01:44 AM
We know believe me. You can whip her but and it doesnt phase her one bit. I was on the phone tonight and she slipped out the door and walked about a tenth of a mile down the road to meet her mom who was walking. She got in trouble and told us she hated her life and wished she was never born. Drama queen. She didn't get much sleep last night and you could tell.

LeatherHead
04-14-2010, 07:10 PM
Get her on the right path now, bro... she's got a shit ton of potential, if she's already thinking like that. lol

steph
04-16-2010, 10:57 PM
Wait til she's a teenager... you're in for trouble! lol

Oh, and umm... wanna hide all the knives... ya know, just in case!

LeatherHead
04-17-2010, 08:17 AM
Yup, like Steph said, you might just want to get a huge gun safe and keep all of your weaponry locked up, or somebody is gonna die! Lol

steph
04-19-2010, 10:59 PM
And make sure you've got that parental control on the tv, so she can't watch anything violent and get ideas lol

Pharm_Fed
04-20-2010, 12:19 PM
My six year old daughter is always angry when she gets up for school. My 11 year old son loves to antagonize her and get her really wound up. Today she told him she was going to take a knife and cut his arm off because he wouldn't leave her alone. My wife said that they put children who do things like that in detention centers like jail. She told her that they would know she was six and understand that she did not know what was right or wrong. Defense attorney or con woman, you tell me.:surprised


Is there a difference?

lol, seriously though, sounds like she's been catching some CSI after mommy and daddy go to bed or something.