Fucking Butt Pee!!

The Dude · Apr 21, 2010

WTF?? After every hard workout, about 20 minutes later I spend 20 - 30 minutes on the toilet pissing out of my ass!! Its not fucking funny, it hurts like hell and my stomach is torn up. I don't get it. I eat 45 minutes before training. Take Amino's throughout, protein shake after and it happens everytime! I'm going to get fucking hemoroids!! Does this happen to anyone else.

NAIR · Apr 21, 2010

lmao!!!

Get_Swole · Apr 21, 2010

Sorry bro but i did get a little humor out of the butt piss statement lol. That sucks though are you getting enough fiber? Ive never had that problem before, did you just recently start any orals or anything new?

theBIGness · Apr 21, 2010

try some bananas as your preworkout carbs skip any n.o. products or stimulants

The Dude · Apr 21, 2010

No orals and nothing has changed, this happens all the time. I always take preworkout supplements. It was EndoRush, now its Jack3d. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it. I always take something. Damn it sucks. Luckily after the "episode" some steak and carbs gets me feeling good again, but I'm afraid one of these might be a porcelain destroying bomb! They are pretty violent sometimes!

Pharm_Fed · Apr 21, 2010

Don't really have any suggestions, but I can sympathize. The butt pee is a killer. lol

theBIGness · Apr 21, 2010

butt pee will rob your mass

wanabbig · Apr 21, 2010

its wrong to laugh but GOD DAMN THATS FUNNY!!!

LeatherHead · Apr 21, 2010

Fuck, Dude... you just made me spit water all over the place!!!!!

Pharm_Fed · Apr 21, 2010

Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

h8tr3d · Apr 21, 2010

crg914 said:
Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

yeah, its damn hilarious! And the butt pee thing happens to me like 2x per week. I think my problem is im eating ALL the time........ What goes in, must come out!!

The Dude · Apr 21, 2010

It was obviously a pretty good workout. I'm on the thrown again throwin down. Damn this sucks!!

Get_Swole · Apr 21, 2010

try avoiding the preworkout supp for a day or two and see if that helps.

steph · Apr 21, 2010

crg914 said:
Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

Pharm_Fed · Apr 21, 2010

steph said:
LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

YES!!! lol, what a great movie.

LeatherHead · Apr 21, 2010

crg914 said:
Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

I love that fucking movie!!! Lol!

The Dude · Apr 21, 2010

steph said:
LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

I have that movie and its hilarious, but now I'm living it!! This is the third time!! Something I ate is not agreeing with me and the pipes are begging for mercy. I think my asshole just fell out. It sounds like I've got a fucking alien in my stomach! Its fucking LOUD too!! I'm suprised the neighbors aren't bangin on my door about the noise.

irish2003 · Apr 21, 2010

i wish i wasn't eating when i saw this thread

LeatherHead · Apr 21, 2010

The Dude said:
I have that movie and its hilarious, but now I'm living it!! This is the third time!! Something I ate is not agreeing with me and the pipes are begging for mercy. I think my asshole just fell out. It sounds like I've got a fucking alien in my stomach! Its fucking LOUD too!! I'm suprised the neighbors aren't bangin on my door about the noise.

I seriously just LOL'd really loud!! :laugh:

CH3NO2 · Apr 21, 2010

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog[/media]

The Dude after working out...LOL

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