So everyone can laugh at my expense

jtunderdog

jtunderdog

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So I was hitting golf balls into my neighbors yard and it has high grass. I hit a few and came inside and sat on the coach. Well as I am watching tv I start itching. Its the head of my pecker (aka penis :arcade:). I scratch a couple times and it won't go away. I finally pull my pants down to see what it is and a freaking tick is dug in on the head of my pecker. I pulled it off and it bleed. I hope I don't get lyme disease. Go ahead laugh.
 
Thats good news. I thought that big pussy abscess was going to get it first. Okay I think I just threw up in my mouth.
 
So I'm assuming the tick had your whole cock in its mouth?? J/K. That sucks, my girl got bit on the toe by one. It hadn't even started to feed from what I could tell and she got sick and had symptoms of Lyme disease. Her toe turned into a puss filled swollen mess.
 
The Dude said:
That's what happens when you take the slang term "bush" literally. Luckily you wouldn't be able to catch an actual bald eagle you sick fuck.... you could get arrested for that!
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I'm a sick fuck?!? You're the one talking about puss filled toes! Now THAT'S fuckin sick! I'd rather fuck an eagle then see a puss filled toe!
 
lmao this thread is full of gold haha. Sorry to hear JT ive had one on my nuts before and it freaked the shit out of me lol.
 
LeatherHead said:
I'm a sick fuck?!? You're the one talking about puss filled toes! Now THAT'S fuckin sick! I'd rather fuck an eagle then see a puss filled toe!
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Ya it was gross. Don't tell her I told you. She is still very self conscious about it.
 
I was doing a land nav course at Ft Bragg once and took a knee and when I looked down I literally had over a THOUSAND ticks on me. I put my knee down in a nest. I felt as if I had been raped. It was a horrible feeling. It took forever to get them off of me. I just got chills typing this....Ughhhhh
 
CH3NO2 said:
I was doing a land nav course at Ft Bragg once and took a knee and when I looked down I literally had over a THOUSAND ticks on me. I put my knee down in a nest. I felt as if I had been raped. It was a horrible feeling. It took forever to get them off of me. I just got chills typing this....Ughhhhh
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Holy shit dude! In all honesty those fucking things scare the shit out of me! My sissy ass would probably have passed out.
 
Ive been coverd with fleas at a neighbors house once. Went to their dog pen and they were literally all over me. I also had to drop a deuce once and jumped over a fence on the interstate and crapped. I did not notice I was in poison ivy and had that crap all over my butt for a month. Had to get a shot. I am much more careful about crapping in the woods now.
 
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