Craigslist FTW

some weird bitches out there.

You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)

Date: 2010-04-20, 3:04PM EDT

You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don't think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one's for you.

We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then…

We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned.

You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:

You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.

The flash drive pops out.

You look at it.

You squat a little bit.

You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.

I am speechless.

You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn't work.

I am confused. I'd like to see you again. I'd like to see my flash drive again.

Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair.

Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person.

Location: philadelphia
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1701584027

No way that can be real

who knows man theres shit like this on there all the time.

Yeah there's some weird folks out there. But what does FTW mean? Is that a type pizza or something?

FTW = For the win!!

Def some weird ass people on craigslist. Electronics fetish sounds like a new one though...

steph said:

FTW = For the win!!

Def some weird ass people on craigslist. Electronics fetish sounds like a new one though...

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ha yeah for sure, she goes around sleeping with everyone to smuggle out stuff in her cooch. Does she think that shes gonna get searched when she leaves? Coudlnt you just put that in your pocket and call it a day lol.

Get_Swole said:

ha yeah for sure, she goes around sleeping with everyone to smuggle out stuff in her cooch. Does she think that shes gonna get searched when she leaves? Coudlnt you just put that in your pocket and call it a day lol.

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Seriously... sounds like a prostitute/spy. How mysterious and exotic!

Maybe she was uploading some new positions? Or a virus? lol

[Maybe she has a mini computer hidden up in her dick blankets where she's downloading all of the info, to be used as blackmail material at a later date!

LeatherHead said:

[Maybe she has a mini computer hidden up in her dick blankets where she's downloading all of the info, to be used as blackmail material at a later date!

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dick blankets.....LMAO!!! Thats funny!

she was cherrishing his memory lol, sorry i couldnt resist

you found my ad swole!

maybe she has a usb in there

Shes an obama spy who is collecting information via her firewire port in her anus and her usb port in her vajayjay.