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Get_Swole

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this is bad ass i want one asap, it does everything but suck you off.
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Naww this shit wont be on tv this is one of those hardcore chinese products, i think that thing would be awesome. especially for those of us that camp alot and hunt all the time.
go dig a latrine, saw some branches, build a fort, hammer nails, open a beer when your ready for a break, use it as a weapon, the possibilities are endless with this thing.
 
This is my shovel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must dig/chop/slice/saw/chip/shield/grapple/hammer/pry/etc my shovel true. I must shovel better than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shovel him before he shovels me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
 
crg914 said:
This is my shovel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must dig/chop/slice/saw/chip/shield/grapple/hammer/pry/etc my shovel true. I must shovel better than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shovel him before he shovels me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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yut!!
 
crg914 said:
This is my shovel. There are many like it but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must dig/chop/slice/saw/chip/shield/grapple/hammer/pry/etc my shovel true. I must shovel better than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shovel him before he shovels me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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lmao! Thats funny!
 
So my question is how in the world did you find this? I will say if they could figure out how to get it to haul out trash every woman in america would buy it for her husband.
 
I just thought about this as I finished watching the clip. Imagine the final Rambo movie featuring this beastly shovel. Maybe Sly can fix his face with it too.
 
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