What do you say when people ask why you shave your legs?

Pharm_Fed

Pharm_Fed

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From time to time I get asked by someone why I shave my legs, or why I shave my arms, blah blah blah. I usually just give them a short, "I don't like being hairy", or "It's just personal preference". I don't want to seem to vain and say some crap like, it makes my muscles more visible, lol.

Do you guys have any quippy or sarcastic answers that I could take credit for? I'm always looking for new material ;)
 
Its usually guys I work with so I respond "so weak pathetic guys like you can lay in my hair trimmings and bask temporarily in the gloriousness of my physique"
 
The Dude said:
Its usually guys I work with so I respond "so weak pathetic guys like you can lay in my hair trimmings and bask temporarily in the gloriousness of my physique"
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If the guys on this bored really knew you, this would seem like 100X more funny that it is. I almost fell out of my chair cause I can see you really saying this.
 
Oh, but I usually say, "Because the women are on to something... in the summertime, it's waayyy cooler with no hair to hold the heat. It's like having built in ac all day every day".
 
CH3NO2 said:
If the guys on this bored really knew you, this would seem like 100X more funny that it is. I almost fell out of my chair cause I can see you really saying this.
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I don't know him personally and it was still funny to me. :laugh:
 
I just tell them i dont like hair. Leather is on to something because without hair on my arms or legs i really do stay alot cooler at night sleeping etc.
 
I couldn't believe how much cooler I felt after I did it the first time. I was almost cold walking around in the mall.
 
LeatherHead said:
I couldn't believe how much cooler I felt after I did it the first time. I was almost cold walking around in the mall.
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You know what else, slipping into the bed with some cool sheets feels 100x better without any hair on your legs too.
 
crg914 said:
You know what else, slipping into the bed with some cool sheets feels 100x better without any hair on your legs too.
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especially if there is a cool smooth silky pair of legs next to yours (preferably woman's)
 
I usually just say it looks better in my pantie hoes and they are like huh? :confused: The look on their faces is priceless.. :laugh:
 
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