that is funny bro, its true i take it?
Yup its 100% true bro
Sure, it's a shameless publicity grab, but what isn't in pro sports? Scores, a "gentlemen's club" in Manhattan perhaps best known due to frequent mentions by Howard Stern, is joining the bring-LeBron-James-To-New-York bandwagon with a very special offer. That includes a "free lifetime pass for lap dances" if James signs with the Knicks. If this happens, I only pray that LeBron uses the pass wisely. In the wrong hands (say, Artie Lange's), it could be considered a weapon of mass destruction.
"I was just over there, talking to some of the girls," Ashley Wiener, a rep for 5W Public Relations, which issued the LeBron lap dance challenge, told Out of Bounds. "They are all Knicks fans and they would really like to see him in here. As would all New Yorkers. I grew up here, and I'm a big-time fan."
Well OK then. The press release:
Sure, LeBron James is getting wooed by million-dollar offers from major corporations to make the move to NYC, but does money really talk the way Strippers walk? With the Knicks in talks to convert LeBron James into a New Yorker, offers are pouring in across the city from businesses which support this move, but the most recent offer may have just sealed the deal.
SCORES, the legendary NYC Gentlemen's Club has announced today that they will offer James the following if he signs with the Knicks:
* A lifetime pass to receive free lap dances;
* A dedicated "LeBron James Day" where each girl will wear his jersey when stepping onto stage, in lieu of their robe;
* A lifetime pass for complimentary dinners at Robert's Restaurant.
In addition to sporting goods stores, where LeBron Knicks jerseys would be the NBA's hottest item, NYC hotels, restaurants and other businesses would also see a huge boost, according to experts. From the New York Daily News:
Steve Rosner, co-founder of 16W, a New Jersey-based sports marketing firm, said James would impel fans once again to make a weekend out of a Knicks game. "People from the tri-state area will say, 'Let's go in the city Saturday. We'll hang out, go to the game that night, book a room and go home the next day.' That takes care of a hotel and restaurant right there. It'll mean more businesses for street vendors, too."
Juan Marty, manager at Blarney Stone Bar and Restaurant on W. 30th St., said James' presence would do wonders. "If LeBron comes? Forget about it," he said. "It'll be packed. You're not going to be able to walk through here."
New York Magazine wrote: One levelheaded NBA agent we spoke to estimated (James) would take in an extra $20 million a year playing (in New York).
Even notorious Knicks supporter Spike Lee is getting into the act, declaring himself a Celtics fan for the duration of their series with the Cavaliers. Lee: "I think there's a better chance of LeBron ending up in the orange and blue the sooner (the Cavaliers) are kicked out of the playoffs."
I notice that his offer, however, does not include free lap dances. SOME people are willing to step up big, Spike.
