Ex girlfriends

majortguns · May 13, 2010

I ran into another ex girlfriend this morning and she looked like she had an all out assault on a buffet bar. Everyone of my exs I have ran into is about size of the iceburg that sank the titanic. These are some big bitches. I swear I think when I shot a load, cholesterol calories carbs was coming out. And these girls use to look good. Anybody else on here have any big exs.

The Dude · May 13, 2010

majortguns said:
I ran into another ex girlfriend this morning and she looked like she had an all out assault on a buffet bar. Everyone of my exs I have ran into is about size of the iceburg that sank the titanic. These are some big bitches. I swear I think when I shot a load, cholesterol calories carbs was coming out. And these girls use to look good. Anybody else on here have any big exs.

Honestly all of my ex's get into better shape while I'm dating them and continue to live the lifestyle after we break up so when I run into them again they are usually better looking.... of course they are whores by then

LeatherHead · May 13, 2010

majortguns said:
I ran into another ex girlfriend this morning and she looked like she had an all out assault on a buffet bar. Everyone of my exs I have ran into is about size of the iceburg that sank the titanic. These are some big bitches. I swear I think when I shot a load, cholesterol calories carbs was coming out. And these girls use to look good. Anybody else on here have any big exs.

Sure do! Hell, my ex-wife used to be 125-130lbs and is 5' 7"... now she's 185-200. I have a lot of ex's that I found on facebook, and 90% of them, if not more, have ballooned up. Then again, they have all had anywhere from 3-8 kids each, too. But still.
My wife now is 5'4" and 110... if we ever get divorced, she'll get up to 120ish, and that's about it. She's what some might call gifted with good genetics.

majortguns · May 13, 2010

LeatherHead said:
Sure do! Hell, my ex-wife used to be 125-130lbs and is 5' 7"... now she's 185-200. I have a lot of ex's that I found on facebook, and 90% of them, if not more, have ballooned up. Then again, they have all had anywhere from 3-8 kids each, too. But still.
My wife now is 5'4" and 110... if we ever get divorced, she'll get up to 120ish, and that's about it. She's what some might call gifted with good genetics.

Got ya beat bro, I got one thats 5'5" about 265 with one kid. So big shes got back titties.

Pharm_Fed · May 13, 2010

Not me personally but I know a lot of guys that do. And a lot of girls that I've known (not dated) for a while are in the same situation. It's a harsh reality when you get into your late 20's and 30's and your body and metabolism change and the lifestyle you were leading before is now the road to obesity. Glad that will never be me.

LeatherHead · May 13, 2010

majortguns said:
Got ya beat bro, I got one thats 5'5" about 265 with one kid. So big shes got back titties.

Oh SHIT!!! :uhoh:

Get_Swole · May 13, 2010

dude i saw one of my ex's a while back and it made me sick, bloated up not fat fat but just unhealthy looking, always smoking, and or drinking, pasty white skin fuckin grossed me out. Then i kinda got depressed since i was madly in love with her and wish she took better care of herself. I wouldnt get back with her anyways we changed alot but still would like to see her live a healthy life.

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