twilight eclipse

theBIGness

theBIGness

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i feel all emotional and super gay to admit that i have to go see this garbage at 12 midnight tonight. its playing on 4 screens at the theater and im gonna be there with 500 crying teens. thats the price you have to pay to be with a young hot girl oh well
 
a few years ago when the first one came out i had no clue what twilight was about. I had no idea there were books or all the teenage hype about the movie.. My girlfriend at the time told me there was a new vampire movie out and i saw the tailend of the commercial where there was a fight scene.. I love vampires, i have 3 vampire chicks tattoo'd on me. I went to the movie all pumped up, and i left feeling i just got fucked in the ass.. Im still scarred
 
I like the Twilight movies (flame suit on). I didn't buy all of them like I did with the Underworld movies, but I'll rent it when it comes out. BIGness... I'll go with your girl if you want :)
 
The Dude said:
I like the Twilight movies (flame suit on). I didn't buy all of them like I did with the Underworld movies, but I'll rent it when it comes out. BIGness... I'll go with your girl if you want :)
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no because after she stares at edward for 2 hours i get to go home and destroy it forever so it wont be so bad
 
you couldnt pay me to go see that.
so i guess being pale suddenly becomes 'hot' when youre a vampire?
 
Im a straight guy..... but does anybody else thing "edward" the pattison guy is pretty ugly , probably the last 20% based on looks compared to other male actors out there...

Why are all the young girls freakin out about him....:nope:
 
theBIGness said:
no because after she stares at edward for 2 hours i get to go home and destroy it forever so it wont be so bad
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I would destroy her too if she came home thinking some ugly, skinny, pale, british nerd was a good looking dude. I've told all my girlfriends that if they are going to cheat, at least do it with a goodlooking guy in good shape. My ex wife left me for an old weird looking married guy that who's waist was as wide as his shoulders!
 
The Dude said:
I would destroy her too if she came home thinking some ugly, skinny, pale, british nerd was a good looking dude. I've told all my girlfriends that if they are going to cheat, at least do it with a goodlooking guy in good shape. My ex wife left me for an old weird looking married guy that who's waist was as wide as his shoulders!
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I'll bet his wallet was as wide as his shoulders to,lol, their always has to be a reason for these chicks leaving stud muffins, and its the dollar dollar bill yall , lmao
 
Presser said:
I'll bet his wallet was as wide as his shoulders to,lol, their always has to be a reason for these chicks leaving stud muffins, and its the dollar dollar bill yall , lmao
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yea im sittin on a fat 401k but im not pulling in 10mil a film
 
Presser said:
I'll bet his wallet was as wide as his shoulders to,lol, their always has to be a reason for these chicks leaving stud muffins, and its the dollar dollar bill yall , lmao
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Ya he was loaded. He owned ports (international shipping I guess) in 7 countries, but what do you think about with that old nasty dude on top of you with his sagging balls... whores. Id rather be with a poor smoking hot faithful girl than a rich ugly unfaithful whore...
 
I would actually prefer a girl that had some hardship in her life; it makes her more thankful and appreciative of what she has and what you do for her, as opposed to those rich, snobby, bitches who think the world revolves around them.

I dated a fucking smoking hott asian with big tits for two years and she was the most selfish, psychotic bitch I'd ever met in my entire life; the only think I miss is the sex, and honestly, it wouldn't be worth it. It's funny because now when I'm with my friends and we see a 10 girl, their all like "omg she's so hott!" and I'm like "ugh... looks expensive." LOL!! I like the more "homely" cute girl now.

But back to the original topic:

I think it's the whole fantasy that makes girls cum their panties for Edward. They all want some powerful, mysterious, man to come and bite them and have fantastical vampire sex.

I think that's also why girls read so many fantasy novels, their all stuck in fantasy land.

/end rant
 
My sympathies... I haven't seen any of these movies and I don't plan to. I won't buy into the hype. I like skulls and skeletons, but not on living men... those kids need to hit some weights and eat some grilled chicken. Totally not hot! *gag*
 
i like my vampires scary, not some ripped up abercrombie models

so anyway Bigness, how was your night bro?
 
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i have to say i liked the movie it was ok the theater was a little crazy but bearable and my girl didnt think she would be awake afterward so she attacked me before which made us get there later then expected which put us in like the fourth row. that kinda sucked but i dealt with it. all in all it was cool there are some good action wolf/vampire sequences that made the movie decent or better and just being able to give my girl, my daughter(shes 11) and my daughters 2 little friends the satisfaction of being the first people to see eclipse was the real reward. thumbs up
 
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