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LeatherHead
09-21-2010, 06:29 PM
Being a former smoker, I think I may be extra sensitive to smoke now... I don't know. But I was ALWAYS a courteous smoker, when I did smoke. What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays?
So I'm sitting at a light, my windows are up, the ac is blasting, car freshly washed. These inbred, trailer trash, fat fucking retards are in a clapped out van, and everyone in the shitbox is smoking cigarettes and hanging them out the windows. So now I'm smelling smoke... first thing that lit my fuse. Now they are starting to flick their ashes on my car. So I'm like WTF?!? I roll a little forward, roll my window down and say, "Hey, could you please not flick ashes all over my car, it's bad enough I have to smell the smoke, let alone have to wash the ashes off, too". The fat fucking hillbilly in the drivers seat yells, "Get over it". As tempted as I was to pull my shit and blast the fuck out of the whole van, I just did what any "not wanting to catch a multiple murder charge" person would do... I rolled up as far into the intersection as I could without be a danger to cross traffic, and I put my car in 2nd gear and side stepped the clutch, onto the brakes, while mashing the gas. Within seconds there was a cloud of burning rubber and the sounds of hells gates crashing down, as I hit 6900rpm in second gear while still not moving. As the cloud of smoke filled their van, the light changed to green, I flipped them off, and let off the brakes and road the smoking tires out. I then slowed and waited for them to catch up, but for some reason, no matter how much I slowed, they would not come up next to me anymore. I was really hoping they would've said something or did something after that. Give me a reason to beat their fat, sloppy, hillbilly asses down, sending them back to their busted ass trailer all bloody and tattered.

Ok, I feel a little better now that I got to vent... thanks!

nuknuk
09-21-2010, 08:06 PM
haha, i know where you are coming from.

Boomer
09-21-2010, 08:53 PM
I can't stand the people who light up a cigi straight after leaving the gym and then chill out the front of the the gym with the other smokers... It's not a fucking coffee shop. The smoke usually travels inside the gym and it's bloody annoying when your gasping for air after a set. Inconsiderate pricks (I too am a reformed smoker)

MrMeat
09-21-2010, 09:29 PM
What always gets me is when people go outside have a cigarette and then they come back in and workout some more. Generally standing right next to the door when thedy do smoke. Its really unbelievable.

LeatherHead
09-22-2010, 12:06 AM
Exactly... and then you have to smell the smoke oozing out of their pores as they start to sweat after 3 reps, because their heart is pounding so hard.

The Dude
09-22-2010, 11:26 AM
That's awesome! I did a similiar thing the other night. I was driving home (well above the speed limit as usual) and had some drunk jackass in an Escalade come 2 inches from side swiping me! Granted he is in a high vehicle and mine is low, but my car is fucking yellow and you can hear it two fucking blocks away! Luckily I was able to downshift and get the fuck out before this idiot hit me. At the light I said "what the fuck is your problem retard?! Are you deaf and blind?!". As he slurred out "fuck off, I didn't see you" I placed a quick call :-) I then lit my tires up for a few before putting a good 40 blocks between us. Perhaps the DUI will encourage him to pay closer attention :-)

LeatherHead
09-24-2010, 11:27 PM
That's awesome! I did a similiar thing the other night. I was driving home (well above the speed limit as usual) and had some drunk jackass in an Escalade come 2 inches from side swiping me! Granted he is in a high vehicle and mine is low, but my car is fucking yellow and you can hear it two fucking blocks away! Luckily I was able to downshift and get the fuck out before this idiot hit me. At the light I said "what the fuck is your problem retard?! Are you deaf and blind?!". As he slurred out "fuck off, I didn't see you" I placed a quick call :-) I then lit my tires up for a few before putting a good 40 blocks between us. Perhaps the DUI will encourage him to pay closer attention :-)
That's even better than mine... you got home boy locked up. lol :laugh:

big in vegas
09-29-2010, 09:30 PM
That's awesome! I did a similiar thing the other night. I was driving home (well above the speed limit as usual) and had some drunk jackass in an Escalade come 2 inches from side swiping me! Granted he is in a high vehicle and mine is low, but my car is fucking yellow and you can hear it two fucking blocks away! Luckily I was able to downshift and get the fuck out before this idiot hit me. At the light I said "what the fuck is your problem retard?! Are you deaf and blind?!". As he slurred out "fuck off, I didn't see you" I placed a quick call :-) I then lit my tires up for a few before putting a good 40 blocks between us. Perhaps the DUI will encourage him to pay closer attention :-)


Always good to get the last laugh