My neighbor is an idiot.

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Pharm_Fed

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So my neighbor is someone I usually try to avoid, but my wife and I got blindsided and had to eat dinner with them for his birthday. So the topic of bodybuilding/exercise comes up and he tells me how he was Mr Nevada in 1980-something. He didn't have any pictures to show me though... Then my wife was talking with his wife about losing weight and this guy proceeds to tell us how the best way to lose weight is to eat cookies right before bedtime because it raises your metabolism while you sleep. That's right, and he wasn't kidding. He was dead serious. Man I hope they move :(
 
Mmmm Cookies... LOL I wished that shit worked, cause if it did i'd look like a bulimic who had not eaten in years.
 
crg914 said:
So my neighbor is someone I usually try to avoid, but my wife and I got blindsided and had to eat dinner with them for his birthday. So the topic of bodybuilding/exercise comes up and he tells me how he was Mr Nevada in 1980-something. He didn't have any pictures to show me though... Then my wife was talking with his wife about losing weight and this guy proceeds to tell us how the best way to lose weight is to eat cookies right before bedtime because it raises your metabolism while you sleep. That's right, and he wasn't kidding. He was dead serious. Man I hope they move :(
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lmao!!! Thats some funny shit bro! AHHH The old cookie before bed diet... I had almost forgotten about that old longtime successfull diet,lmao.

too funny brutha!

Oh and if you dont have pictures of yourself at a show you competed in......THEN YOU DIDNT FUCKING COMPETE IN ANYTHING,LOL.

I mean who doesnt have show pics? or video! Hell I have pictures of myself just from walking by the mirror thinking "yeah thats good lighting, I think I will pop a picture off" lol, so yeah your neighbor is full of KA KA
 
There is truly nothing worse than talking to an idiot about exercise. I had an idiot tell me once how weight training wasn't good for losing weight, because you just built a layer of muscle beneath the fat, but the fat doesn't go away. All you can do is walk away.
 
Ox 51 said:
There is truly nothing worse than talking to an idiot about exercise. I had an idiot tell me once how weight training wasn't good for losing weight, because you just built a layer of muscle beneath the fat, but the fat doesn't go away. All you can do is walk away.
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Or smack them across the face in frustration,lol, but i suppose walking away might be best
 
Presser said:
lmao!!! Thats some funny shit bro! AHHH The old cookie before bed diet... I had almost forgotten about that old longtime successfull diet,lmao.

too funny brutha!

Oh and if you dont have pictures of yourself at a show you competed in......THEN YOU DIDNT FUCKING COMPETE IN ANYTHING,LOL.

I mean who doesnt have show pics? or video! Hell I have pictures of myself just from walking by the mirror thinking "yeah thats good lighting, I think I will pop a picture off" lol, so yeah your neighbor is full of KA KA
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Exactly!!!! What a goober. Luckily they are just renting, hopefully they will move soon.
 
His wife probably thinks hes a God too. I had a friend who was about 50 pounds overweight, looked pregnant and said it was a hiatal (unsure of spelling) hernia. He was always talking about his athletic prowess too. Total tool.
 
I don't understand why people who don't know what they're talking about always feel the need to give advice on health and fitness, diet/nutrition, training, supplementation, etc. No wonder the majority of the country is obese! The stupid leading the stupid...
 
steph said:
I don't understand why people who don't know what they're talking about always feel the need to give advice on health and fitness, diet/nutrition, training, supplementation, etc. No wonder the majority of the country is obese! The stupid leading the stupid...
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Lol. So true!!
 
Shit, If I cut the cookies OUT before bedtime I'D BE REALLY RIPPED. (I'm serious) What else drives me nuts is how all the guys who
are in shit shape or dont work out "USED TO BENCH 300." I hear that all the time. I guess 300 is the magic # lol
 
CH3NO2 said:
Mmmm Cookies... LOL I wished that shit worked, cause if it did i'd look like a bulimic who had not eaten in years.
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No shit! I'd single handedly keep Oreo production at an all time high! LOL!!

BTW, Chuck is telling me how he used to be huge and how he'd "roid rage" all the time, so he had to stop taking stuff and working out because he was out of control. lol
 
mcgaret said:
What else drives me nuts is how all the guys who
are in shit shape or dont work out "USED TO BENCH 300." I hear that all the time. I guess 300 is the magic # lol
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And you know from experience how hard it is to bench 300. It takes work for someone of any size to get up that high. Most people don't workout hard enough or long enough to get there and the ones who do generally aren't the type to just stop lifting and get fat and talk about their glory days.

:bench:
 
crg914 said:
So my neighbor is someone I usually try to avoid, but my wife and I got blindsided and had to eat dinner with them for his birthday. So the topic of bodybuilding/exercise comes up and he tells me how he was Mr Nevada in 1980-something. He didn't have any pictures to show me though... Then my wife was talking with his wife about losing weight and this guy proceeds to tell us how the best way to lose weight is to eat cookies right before bedtime because it raises your metabolism while you sleep. That's right, and he wasn't kidding. He was dead serious. Man I hope they move :(
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I know what you're talking about. My neighbors an ass, too. My wife and I had these people over, and I was telling them about the best way to lose weight was to eat cookies before going to bed... WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!

Just Joking... All my neighbors are old people. Just as annoying though. They feel it necessary to be the neighborhood watch, even though no one asked them too.
 
this guy at work tells me that he used to have 19 inch arms and a 29 inch waist back in the day. I find that hard to believe
 
crg914 said:
So my neighbor is someone I usually try to avoid, but my wife and I got blindsided and had to eat dinner with them for his birthday. So the topic of bodybuilding/exercise comes up and he tells me how he was Mr Nevada in 1980-something. He didn't have any pictures to show me though... Then my wife was talking with his wife about losing weight and this guy proceeds to tell us how the best way to lose weight is to eat cookies right before bedtime because it raises your metabolism while you sleep. That's right, and he wasn't kidding. He was dead serious. Man I hope they move :(
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don't u just love it when people like this actually think you'd believe them?People are weird and good friends are hard to come by. What a Donkey!!
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What a retard... cookies before bed, lmao!

Did he get that advice from Santa Clause when he was living at the North Pole... :flex:
 
I have this facebook friend, an old highschool buddy. We sometimes talk back and forth about training. Sometimes I post my pr's as my status so one time I posted when I got 315 up for the first time, a couple weeks later I posted another pr where I did the 120 dumbells for 10 on the incline. He comes back with "if you can bench 315, you should be able to do the 150's easy.." I was like.. Dude, you dont know what youre talking about..
 
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