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musclewoman

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Thought some of you blonde ladies might enjoy!!!

TWO CASINO DEALERS & A BLONDE

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.  A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama  needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"  She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"  The other answered, "I don't know,  I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
 
<!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->  lol
 
ya know what....   ...   all I can say is...  "you're right" ...  "us men are just men... " .. and well to be honest...  "flesh is more powerful then cash"    

.... aaaah... the power of glazed sweaty flesh of a naked beautiful woman....  


        .... that statement alone.. turns your joke into a fact.   <!--emo&GG--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bigsmile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='GG'><!--endemo-->
 
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lmao.. good one its about time there was a nice joke for us blondes.. my bf likes to send me the "dumb" blonde ones.. oh hes so funny <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
 
<!--QuoteBegin--Stickler+April 21 2002,05:19--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Stickler @ April 21 2002,05:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->ya know what....   ...   all I can say is...  "you're right" ...  "us men are just men... " .. and well to be honest...  "flesh is more powerful then cash"    

.... aaaah... the power of glazed sweaty flesh of a naked beautiful woman....  


        .... that statement alone.. turns your joke into a fact.   <!--emo&GG--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bigsmile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='GG'><!--endemo-->[/quote]
now that might be the most most truthful thing i heard all day  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
 
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