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morbid316
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A women was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
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>The drunk said, "you must be single".
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>The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selection said, "Well, ya know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?"
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>The drunk said, "cause you're uglier 'n shit."
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>The drunk said, "you must be single".
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>The woman, a bit startled but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selection said, "Well, ya know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?"
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>The drunk said, "cause you're uglier 'n shit."
FemFit
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he
proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went
over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he
asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Hee--hee!! That's funny
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he
proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went
over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he
asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Hee--hee!! That's funny
FemFit
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around thecorner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says,"How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars. "He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty. She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says,"What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A hand job". She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand
job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?
job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?
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