View Full Version : OT/ scary and funny SHIT.
gymrat
04-23-2002, 12:10 PM
Last night when I got home from the gym I had my usual dinner. Two cans of tuna. I also had like 4 beets last night that my roomate had prepared and I love beets. I then went to sleep. I got up this morning and was getting ready for work. I went to the bathroom and took care of my business (took a shit). Well when I looked at the toilet paper it was bloody red. I looked into the bowl and it was also bloody red. I started freaking out. I said to myself that my cycle was not that harsh and that I've been taking all precautions. I started walking around in circles, then I remembered the beets that I ate last night before bed and started laughing at myself. The bloody mess really woke me up in a hurry. #$
DecaDent*
04-23-2002, 12:18 PM
LOL,that's a bad start to a day bro. If you want to try for different colors,drink like a gallon of grape Kool-Aid one day,it makes a funky almost flourescent green in the bowl. Freaked me out one day. <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
dedprez*
04-23-2002, 12:30 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWW >;
Wish_I_was_big
04-23-2002, 01:51 PM
Yea, that purple dye will get ya everytime! Just think of it as sending the green martians to land in the great white planet. :D
mbstrong
04-23-2002, 03:42 PM
LMAO
Auriflex
04-23-2002, 05:01 PM
LMAO!
Gym rat lets go into the ty-dy business. I provide the t-shirts and you piss on them. We sell them for $10 bucks a pop. We will sell a shiet load of them. I even got a good logo.
With Elmo and Gymrat shirts, "urine" good hands!
stumpy
04-23-2002, 06:13 PM
once saw a couple of pink pentagons stuck to my, you know. i was tempted to pick em out and eat em again.lol
gymrat
04-24-2002, 09:17 AM
I like that slogan Elmo, lol :D
CycloneHWT
04-24-2002, 09:28 AM
well we can both pack it up and sell it cuz on DNP my shit turns yellowish brown, almost like the color of the smilies here <!--emo&OL--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/butbut.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='OL'><!--endemo-->
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