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Gear101*
05-03-2002, 05:13 PM
> > > THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY
> > >
> > > 1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
> > >
> > > 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work
> > > tomorrow.
> > >
> > > 3. Her tits are just way too big.
> > >
> > > 4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
> > >
> > > 5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
> > >
> > > 6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
> > >
> > > 7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go
> > > shop and I'll hold your
> > > purse.
> > >
> > > 8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally
> > > McBeal".
> > >
> > > 9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take
> > > you home.
> > >
> > > 10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more
> > > tampons?
> > >
> > > 11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
> > >
> > > 12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a
> > > lemon twist.
> > >
> > > 13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us
> > > again.
> > >
> > > 14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her
> > > drapes are open
> > > when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should
> > > tell her.
> > >
> > > 15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my
> > > turn.
> > >
> > > 16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines.
> > > I don't look at them
> > > anymore.
> > >
> > > 17. I understand.
> > >
> > > 18. This movie has way too much nudity.
> > >
> > > 19. damn, we're late for church!
> > >
> > > 20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
> > >
> > > 21. damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
> > >
> > > 22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
> > >
> > > 23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a
> > > Victoria's Secret
> > > model!!
> > >
> > > 24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
> > >
> > > 25. Happy Anniversary!!!
> > >
> > > 26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
> > >
> > > 27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
> > >
> > > 28. Gay men have rights too!
> > >
> > > 29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
> > >
> > > 30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?

DecaDent*
05-03-2002, 05:30 PM
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake
.

That&#39;s was fuckin hilarious Gear101 <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> &nbsp;<!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

#17....&quot;I understand&quot; &nbsp; hit home 2 ???

getripped
05-03-2002, 06:23 PM
Great stuff&#33; Can&#39;t stop laughin &nbsp;<!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

dedprez*
05-04-2002, 12:17 PM
hehehehe&#33;&#33;

sully
05-04-2002, 07:20 PM
<!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo--> &nbsp;:D &nbsp;<!--emo&:p--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> &nbsp;:)

basskiller
05-04-2002, 10:17 PM
Yes I am going to cum in your mouth&#33; &nbsp;

Let&#39;s just cuddle tonight

Don&#39;t worry hun, I&#39;ll sell my Harley to pay off &quot; you fill in the blank&quot;