Don't mix Heineken/Viagra/Valium w/cycle

Ok,it's near the end of my cutting cycle and I'm feeling great. Been a "good boy" throughout this cycle with minimal partyin and no missed workouts so I thought I'd go out clubbing with some friends last nite. Since I'm still taking some winny/prop,I thought 30mg of valium would be a nice buzz so I wouldn't be tempted to drink as much.....wrong.....oh,nice buzz but inhibition and willpower fell to zero and the Heinekens began to flow. One of my buds passes out some Viagraz and a few Vicodin and now I'm feeling no pain. Well just so happens that last night was the Wet T-shirt and Boxer shorts contest. Thanks to my friends,next thing I know I'm standing at the edge of this stage in just my boxers wearing a contestant number around my neck with 15 other guys and a bunch of big breasted women in T-shirts.....keep in mind I'm very buzzed...temporary insanity is the defense I'm claiming....well They started off with the wet Tshirt part and some of these chicks are steamin hot...between the prop and the viagra I pop some major wood. So now I'm standing around at this club in my boxers with a hardon and mush for a brain...tryed thinking of ...baseball....dead people in car crashes....nothing worked. This one chick comming off the stage walks over and looks down at my "tent" and takes a few "feels"...now I know I'm in trouble because mister happy ain't going nowhere now...next thing there calling my number...well at this point WTF,I've never really been all that shy anyways...plus I'm feeling good about my cycle results...so.....Onto the stage at the club with wood and a smile....they narrow it down from 15 guys to 3 finalists...and I get called back up as a finalist....thanks to the prop/viagra combo still with a full hardon...they ask each contestant a question....mine:"What would you do for world peace?"....drunk answer: "If it was a nice enough peice I'd bend it over and fuck it" ...The crowd seemed to like that one and ends up I won the $250 cash and the dubiuos title of "Mr. Boxers".....well it's a start and it was my 1st contest...the $250 was a nice bonus,all I have to do now is get rid of this hangover........ ???  

Av og til er jeg jævla glad for at jeg har gått glipp av wet t-shirt konkuranser......spesielt i dette tilfellet.  #$


Foreigner

Man when I started to read this I thought you ended up in the hospital or something. Instead you won first place!

Good work!

Nothing wrong there bro

I have wood all day long

good job bro. a little reward for all the hard work. so what kinda gear you getting with the funds you won.  

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More test!!! <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin--Foreigner+May 19 2002,02:08--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Foreigner @ May 19 2002,02:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Av og til er jeg jævla glad for at jeg har gått glipp av wet t-shirt konkuranser......spesielt i dette tilfellet.  #$


Foreigner[/quote]
OK bro....translation on this one 4 me..... ???  

translation :
I´m happy for you    and I dont go to places to watch boners  <!--emo&+=--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sarcasm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='+='><!--endemo-->  J/K ...well,roughly translated.

Ps! ....Nah! forget it   <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->

Foreigner

<!--QuoteBegin--Foreigner+May 19 2002,5:33--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Foreigner @ May 19 2002,5:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->translation :
I´m happy for you    and I  go to places to watch boners  <!--emo&+=--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sarcasm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='+='><!--endemo-->  J/K ...well,roughly translated.

Ps! ....Nah! forget it   <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->

Foreigner[/quote]
hahaha

sorry  I had to .sorry <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->  

Too damn funny bro...lmao  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin--rico+May 20 2002,04:16--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rico @ May 20 2002,04:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->sorry  I had to .sorry <!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->  [/quote]
Yeah right! The famous Rico-incident hehe? i´m watching you!  >;


Foreigner .<

That was amazing!

LOL! That was some funny shit!  Got me laughing at my computer screen at the office (people stare).  Congratulations!  New career maybe?! :0  <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin--Foreigner+May 20 2002,03:33--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Foreigner @ May 20 2002,03:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->translation :
I dont go to places to watch boners  Foreigner[/quote]
<!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->
No wonder I couldn't find that phrase in my Norse-English translation guide.....

Viagra and Prop gave my trouser snake a mind all his own...we'll see how it goes next visit to the club,hopefully there were no cameras......