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buffgrandpa
06-28-2002, 11:51 AM
God's Diet...
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach
and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would
live long and healthy lives.
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And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
double-cheeseburger.
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And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man
said, "Supersize them." And Man gained pounds.
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And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her
figure that man found so fair.
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And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and
brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained
pounds.
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And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
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And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And woman gained pounds.
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And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil with which to cook them."
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And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so
big it needed its own platter And Man gained pounds, and his bad
cholesterol went through the roof.
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And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds.
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And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
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And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition.
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And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip
also.
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And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled
in cholesterol.
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And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
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And Man went into cardiac arrest.
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And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....
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And Satan created HMOs...

sully
06-28-2002, 12:20 PM
...lol...:D :p ...

FemFit
06-28-2002, 01:15 PM
:D

JettLagged
06-28-2002, 01:43 PM
too funny, too true.

zoop
06-28-2002, 02:16 PM
LOL...true very true...

BStrongBwell*
06-28-2002, 07:59 PM
and on the 8th day, god created AAS, and men became bodybuilders...

and then satan created idiots that abused this power and then created the DEA and made it a federal offense to use or posess them.

and the GOD CREATED MUSCLECHEMISTRY!

and then Satan created scammers and rats!

and THEN....

Taz30
06-28-2002, 08:49 PM
LOL :D

boking
06-29-2002, 03:15 AM
lol

BStrongBwell*
06-29-2002, 11:26 AM
and then Satan created Triedia, Bodybuilding extreme and all those other sites. And he filled them with scammers, rats, pigs and other vermin.

And then God spoke to Presser. He said... "PRESSER.....PRESSER....GO FORTH AND SPAM THOSE PLACES OF DISGUST AND BRING FORTH THE GOOD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRAPPED THERE SO THEY TOO CAN FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT!....PRESSER....PRESSER, CAN YOU HEAR ME....DAMMIT BOY, DID YOU HEAR ME? CHRIST! YOU ARE A SLOW ONE AREN'T YOU! GO DO IT NOW!" And so Presser finally did and MC family GREW!

buffgrandpa
06-29-2002, 11:31 AM
foompa......foompa........foompa.....ding " Presser"

chemh0ser
06-29-2002, 12:49 PM
lol