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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #1

My girlfriend almost freaked out the other day, I was taking a piss and she walked in and looked aat a stream of almost glowing piss. she yells whats wrong with you!!! thats not normal. I said we had a miner toxic spill at work and the boss made me use my hands to clean it up. (just kidding). all the vitamins and creatine and stuff. she smacked me and i got piss on the floor.

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #2

notice the great public school education in my spelling above.

 

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bsmnt

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #3

Thats a great story bro...lol, maybe you should try drinking more water though. Next time lock the bathroom door.

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #4

I drink around 2 gallons a day, not including water in my shakes, Its those vitamin packs i take. even makes my skin a shade darker. I call it the welfare tan.

 

dedprez*

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #5

does it glow like the nuclear waste that homer simpson handles in the beginning of the simpsons??!!

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #6

no not quite that bright, but i think if i up the doses of vitamins and drink only celltech in my water i will acheive my dream.

 

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rj4860

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #7

its probably the B vitamins. They make your piss stink too.

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #8

yea i think so cause, cause there way over dosed , some things have like 300% of this and 200% of that. guess so your body has a better chance to absorb them. the rest ya piss out.

 

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Elmothaplaya

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #9

pumps-

You and I should go into business together. I find emty bottles and u piss in them. Will sell them like those glow in the dark sticks!

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #10

yea that would be cool ,just think of all the people in those techno clubs with them in there mouths . yuck,, will call them piss stiks.

 

cybersteffan

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #11

Put it in vials and set them up across your house. You'll have a hughe saving on your electricity bill!!

When you cum, are your loads also fluorescent? That would be some great fireworks, especially when on clomid. Peter North would love it!

For the rest I can only say I truly love your post. I really enjoy reading about peoples urinal live.

To be a bit more serious... do what all the others say: drink more water and spread it evenly across the day.

Have fun urinating. Next time tell your girlfirend you are marking your territory. And don't let her slap you. What kind of an attitude is that!!!

 

Last edited: Aug 17, 2002

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #12

later bro

 

tvman

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #13

I read it fine, same education.

 

kossdeh

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #14

thats ok , my poo always has corn in it.
whether i eat corn or not ;-)

 

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PUMPINSTEIN

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• Aug 17, 2002

• #15

thats nasty, but i like it.