secrets for a good woman

cybersteffan · Sep 30, 2002

it's kinda lame, but I'm havin a very shitty day and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share...

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.

Gear101* · Sep 30, 2002

LMAO.. that use to be my life.. i always told my buddies.. "my firends alow me to have other friends"

but they all knew about each other..

bjtheman · Sep 30, 2002

THat's good...

jshoty · Sep 30, 2002

viper10139 · Sep 30, 2002

LMAO good post

JettLagged · Sep 30, 2002

cyberstefke said:
it's kinda lame, but I'm havin a very shitty day and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share...

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.

lol. Not to brag but I have one women who has atleast # 1 and # 3 - since I make the money she can't be # 2 - but in its place she sure as shit can make some fine fina!! Now thats better than making the money to me!

Go ahead mail -- awaiting your horseshoe comment....

cybersteffan · Sep 30, 2002

Re: Re: secrets for a good woman

JettLagged said:
lol. Not to brag but I have one women who has atleast # 1 and # 3 - since I make the money she can't be # 2 - but in its place she sure as shit can make some fine fina!! Now thats better than making the money to me!
Go ahead mail -- awaiting your horseshoe comment....

Well... I have no comment. You just made me jealous!!

I just wish that Presser had let me open up that broken hearts forum as I once proposed. I am feeling just terrible. Just kidding... about the forum off course... I do feel terrible.

tychethebulldog · Sep 30, 2002

funny shick........

mailboxkillR · Sep 30, 2002

bla bla bla my wife is soo good YOU SUCK LMAO Damn I'm jealous. Now just get her to inject ya and you'l have it all along with the navicator gardener pool boy mansion yaht(big boat lol) and who the hell knows what else lucky bastard. Wait I've got something you don't test and a three week jump on ya hahahaha.

JettLagged · Sep 30, 2002

roflmao! skip killing mailboxes and go straight to the comedy club there mail. Well, you hit most of them (except gardening and the boat - although I "tried" to get her to buy into one this year - so that should count for something!), wouldnt call it a mansion but rather a house on the hill

, Hey just as cyber said ... once you're done I'll continue on three more weeks than you!!
Gotta run - - the wifey has the pin already to inject in the delt tonight...... (yeh, right - one day soon - I'll bet ya on that there Mail).

porkhide · Oct 1, 2002

Mines 2 and 3 wants a boat and can feild dress a1400 moose
and packs a lady smith. dose the white tornado thing once a week
but defenatly not #1

I, on the other hand am a horney unemployed bumb at this time

mailboxkillR · Oct 2, 2002

Well looky looky it's Elmar J Fudd millionare I own a mansion and a yaht. Hey jett was that Robin Leech in your front yard the other day (life styles of the rich and famous) BAHAWAAAAAAAAAA. I can't wait to see the post my wife gave me my first injection her hands where shaking sooo much that I had to go to the hospital to have them remove the broken pin LMAO. Bad news for you and cyber I'm going back to back so you guys are gonna have alot of catching up to do. Lamasta took care of the business I'll drop ya an e-mail tonight.

kossdeh · Oct 2, 2002

We need a pose down between the bunch of you. That'll settle it.

mailboxkillR · Oct 2, 2002

well koss two of us has pics in the forum but richie rich

doesn't have a digital camera or a scanner hell I think he's typing on a modified calculator.

Chemical Evolution · Oct 3, 2002

LOL

But they always meet!

cybersteffan · Oct 3, 2002

mailboxkillR said:
well koss two of us has pics in the forum but richie rich doesn't have a digital camera or a scanner hell I think he's typing on a modified calculator.

Oh what on earth did I ever do to you to deserve this? I really love ya bro. You always make me laugh and make my days more cheerfull.

On a serious note... Richie Poor has no money for a cam, because I need a new motorcycle, my car has to in for some serious maintenance, my tv is broke and so I need a new one AND... I just spend a fortune on my damn fall cycle.

JettLagged · Oct 3, 2002

cyberstefke said:
Oh what on earth did I ever do to you to deserve this? I really love ya bro. You always make me laugh and make my days more cheerfull.

On a serious note... Richie Poor has no money for a cam, because I need a new motorcycle, my car has to in for some serious maintenance, my tv is broke and so I need a new one AND... I just spend a fortune on my damn fall cycle.

cyber - I am almost 100% sure Mail is referring to me in his post. so take no offense - - I'll take it for you and beat 'em in the upcoming cycle.

Which btw there bro (Mailbox) - no cam as no need.

a pose down ?? not yet .... not where I want to be ... better than I was, worse than I want.

hey Mail - the bf% today 6.7% but I'll stick with the 8% I had a couple of days ago....

JettLagged · Oct 3, 2002

mailboxkillR said:
well koss two of us has pics in the forum but richie rich doesn't have a digital camera or a scanner hell I think he's typing on a modified calculator.

hey this modified calculator pays the bills!

You're such a twit sometimes

as you know, but for others who dont- - o/k, o/j,

talk to ya soon.

signed,

richie rich

~Jett

mailboxkillR · Oct 3, 2002

No cyber me and you are cool poor people it's jett the lucky rich bastard the guy has a whole hoarse up his ass instead of a hoarseshoe

mailboxkillR · Oct 3, 2002

Jett!!!!! twit what'd ya do read a dictionary or something thats a pretty big word from you LMAO
Christ don't tip the gardener this week and go buy a disposable camera and send me the pics I'll post them for ya (HEHEHEHEHE) You'll look good with a beard ........................................... between your legs ROFLMMFAO
I like the pose down thing but you guys are gonna have to wait till about next june or so it's gonna be awhile for this one

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