~Genital Nicknames~

Mine's always been "Mr Happy".
My wife's breasts are "Donny" and "Marie" (like the Osmonds)
 
Donnie and marie? I don't know dude. How bout the tiwns. I call mine all sorts of names. "stiff one eye." always cracks me up though.
 
sachet,.... are you going thru this again ;) *winks*
 
My nickname my junior year of high school was John Holmes. Long story but too bad I'm not 13" :D. One of the girls was teasing the hell out of me in Art class and named it Johnny. Since then, that's been the nickname.
 
Those are the best people to admit it to, lol. I'd hate to admit it to people I know!
 
Is that all? Then followed by a long silence. Hey it's not what BigShug calls it, just everyone else :D
don't ban me!
 
Have you guys ever heard the song "Pet Names for Genitalia"? It's a parody (not by weird al) of "We Didn't Start the Fire". It's absolutely hilarious!
 
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