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    Talking ~Genital Nicknames~

    Do you have a nickname for your genitals?
    How about for your significant other's?
     

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    ill never tell
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    Mine's always been "Mr Happy".
    My wife's breasts are "Donny" and "Marie" (like the Osmonds)
     

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    Donnie and marie? I don't know dude. How bout the tiwns. I call mine all sorts of names. "stiff one eye." always cracks me up though.
     

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    sachet,.... are you going thru this again *winks*
     

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    My nickname my junior year of high school was John Holmes. Long story but too bad I'm not 13" . One of the girls was teasing the hell out of me in Art class and named it Johnny. Since then, that's been the nickname.
     

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    I hate to admit to people who I don't know.
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    Those are the best people to admit it to, lol. I'd hate to admit it to people I know!
     

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    I can't say I know BigShug and it would be every where!
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    Purple headed yogurt slinger
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    Purple helmeted warrior of love
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    Is that all? Then followed by a long silence. Hey it's not what BigShug calls it, just everyone else
    don't ban me!
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    i just call hers cooter--and usual she calls mine big
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    When I have a gf I usually ask her if I can play with the puupies.
     

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    Puppies.

    Or the Twins.

    Sometimes mine is refered to as

    "Shooter"
     

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    What about the One Eyed Snake? You rub it's head and it'll spit his venom.
     

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    Originally posted by Chemical Evolution
    sachet,.... are you going thru this again *winks*
    Hella yeah! There's a whole buncha new genitals here!
    *lol*
     

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    Have you guys ever heard the song "Pet Names for Genitalia"? It's a parody (not by weird al) of "We Didn't Start the Fire". It's absolutely hilarious!
     

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    The lil General !!
     

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    I don't call mine this but it could be called:

    the yogourt slinger


    And you can call hers the:

    sausage pocket
    pink taco
     

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    Hers=gold or atleast she calls it that!!!!

    Mine=I love you...oh wait that is just what they all say when the get ahold of it...actually I call my one-eyed monster "pedro" dont ask why, b/c I dont know why!
     

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    I call mine my Pink parts..

    like--- hunny you make my pink parts all wet...
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    Default Nicole & Pink

    Pink it is my new obsession.

    Nicole's body is close to perfection.

    When I think of her I get an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    She is better then any candy confection

    I want to bring her to the lingerie section

     

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    DAM!
     

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    rotf!! Incredible bulk is our MC rapper. :-)
     

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    Default Re: Nicole & Pink

    Originally posted by Incrediblebulk
    Pink it is my new obsession.

    Nicole's body is close to perfection.

    When I think of her I get an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    She is better then any candy confection

    I want to bring her to the lingerie section

    hahahaha!! Thats great!
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    More towards Steven Tyler, with Pink being my new obsession.

    Or an X rated poet.
     

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    I've always used
    "Big Jim and the twins"
    as the name for my package.
     

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    never named any body parts. I like the "pink parts" thing. Very nice.
     

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    "Stanley" He is named after the cordless power drill!
    Others that have been used:
    Pocket rocket
    Womb Cannon (my favorite)
    one eyed Trouser trout
    Hers:
    Vertical taco
    Velvet box
    Theres more but since military lets you hear them all, lets just go with these shall we? LOL
     

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    Originally posted by midwtchamp
    ...actually I call my one-eyed monster "pedro" dont ask why, b/c I dont know why!

    Because you watched "Varsity Blues" and stole that line from James Van DerBeek......you bastige, you
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    Harveys is The Monster
     

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    It's been named "OMG" by a few lucky ladies. LOL
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    Princess Sofia..... j/k
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    nike-- just do it
    Enterprise---gone where no man has gone b4
    Secret--strong enough for a man, but made for a women
     

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    "Secret--strong enough for a man, but made for a women"

    This one is a tad on the gay side (not that there is anything wrong with gay people).

    I call mine "Thumper"
    As always, these posts are for entertainment purposes only. Not to be taken as medical advice, or even serious for that matter.

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    I call mine penis and balls. Or Cock and balls. Sometimes I say (just theroretical) "Do you want to feel on my throbbing hard cock?" Usually no really cool names like "thumper" though.
     

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    my first one ever was spanish she called him juanito and that has been his name ever since sometimes i call him mini-me
     

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    YOu do know what juanito really means right??? LOL LITTLE JUAN...DID she say awww how cute too?
     

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    lmfao!!!

    Hey Sachet, yet again you start a thread without inputing your own info.
    Go heavy or go home!
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    Originally posted by midwtchamp
    YOu do know what juanito really means right??? LOL LITTLE JUAN...DID she say awww how cute too?
     

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    call hers the cock holster
    not the size of the truck you drive but the arm hanging out the window

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    None for mine but her's I call dessert.
    Embrace pain and make it your BITCH.

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    mine is my doody or cooch and of course the ever famous PUSS
     

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    hers a pie
    mine is ACE . and dnt know why !
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    Princess Sofia..... j/k


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    the pink love donkey, or the one eyed pussy bandit for the ol' shlong and sweater buddies or hot bundle for tits.
     

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    ok what bout
    throbing thrust hammer
    love muscle
    the fertilizer
    pellet cannon

    for her parts
    bearded clam
    lunch box
    open buffet
    furry cup
    THE MAN TRAP
     

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