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    anal's cool and all but the pussy feels 10 times better.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sachet
    Serious question~ why would any straight male want to do anal on a woman if he has pussy available to him?

    Don’t be ridiculous
     

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    I heard that shit about Turkey - Hey Sandiego, after a couple of kids pussy is still
    good but their ass keeps that kung-fu grip. Oh yeah, after being married 15 years
    its just nasty - thats the turn on.

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    Lol nice thread yall got going, funny thing is, for the first time, i stuck it in my girls butt last night, wow did she have a HUGE orgasim. To me, it doesnt fill near as good as pussy, but def. gets the girl off, so ill do a switcherru, she can get hers and then ill get mine!
     

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    Presser really liked this Anal thread. I love all three holes.
     

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    Cant believe im telling you guys this, but my lady secretly likes anal. Its funny cause she doesn’t let me do it, cause I think she's embarrassed. But- when the time is right, she does let me. Specially when she’s drunk. Usually starts end ends with fingers… but sometimes she wants the real deal. Nothing better when she grabs my cock and puts it in the other spot.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by normalsucks
    Cant believe im telling you guys this, but my lady secretly likes anal. Its funny cause she doesn’t let me do it, cause I think she's embarrassed. But- when the time is right, she does let me. Specially when she’s drunk. Usually starts end ends with fingers… but sometimes she wants the real deal. Nothing better when she grabs my cock and puts it in the other spot.
    I believe its like the pulling hair thing. Most women secretly like that. They wont admit it and some dont like it cause they hookedup with some caveman who doesnt do it right.....but I have yet to find one who doesnt really like it.
    drinking of course gets those inhibitions out of the way faster.
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    ya... I dont get it either cause im obviously ok with it. And she cums hard core when she lets me...

    women are strange.
     

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    my wife of 30 years prefers anal sex to all others. anal sex is part of our lovemaking at least 70% of the time. usually we have oral sex until orgasm and then she wants it in the ass. she orgasms as i get the full length inside her and then cums 2 or 3 times as i stroke it. wow i have a great woman.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner
    my wife of 30 years prefers anal sex to all others. anal sex is part of our lovemaking at least 70% of the time. usually we have oral sex until orgasm and then she wants it in the ass. she orgasms as i get the full length inside her and then cums 2 or 3 times as i stroke it. wow i have a great woman.

    lol, nows thats funny SHIT (no terd intended)
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    lmao presser you never surprise me anymore with your puns and metaphors haha that is some funny shit though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser
    lol, nows thats funny SHIT (no terd intended)

    LMAO. You just keep getting funnier and funnier!
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    Its good times when you pull it out of her ass, then spin her around and make her taste her butt!! My ex's asshole tasted better than her snatch!
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    what the hell is wrong with you people? posting a thread like this...
    just get them in a choke hold and JAM IT IN!!!
    seriously though "astro glide" works wonders
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by h8tr3d
    Its good times when you pull it out of her ass, then spin her around and make her taste her butt!! My ex's asshole tasted better than her snatch!

    LOL, WOW!
     

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    my wife was down with whatever back in the xtc, meth days, well i was too. but she still likes it if she is real horned up,and a bottle of astro glide gel.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiko24
    lmao you guys kill me look I see it like that the key to anal sex is lube with enough of it you can make anything happen ! ! it has been my experience that if you can get your girl to relax and don't try to shove it in but enstead go slow and take your time makes for a better more enjoyable first time
    ditto what this guy said.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sachet
    I hate to be a party pooper
    The lining of the anus is very thin, unlike the lining of the vaginal canal which can withstand thrusting by a very hard penis.
    A tear in the anus lining can not be repaired..
    Serious question~ why would any straight male want to do anal on a woman if he has pussy available to him?
    are you serious? what does straight have anything to do w/ having anal sex w/ a woman? here's your answer: b/c it makes her feel like the slut that she is and both you and her get off on the fact that she is being a freak, your freak. plus it is dominance w/o the whips and chains. you obviously haven't done the anal sex thing.
     

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