Anyone like their salad tossed?

jaywooly

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I do like a motherfucker! Anyone else feel me on this one? (It's getting your asshole licked by a chic)
 
So you do huh? That's cool. Damn, me and BigShug were the only one's feeling this one. I thought I'd bring it back to the new school.
 
Its called rimming when its from a chic, its called getting your salad tossed when its from a guy in prison Bro!
 
Ain't no way in hell any tongues, fingers, furniture, toys, or other objects are making contact with my ass. No way!!!!!!!
I did have a gf that wanted to put a chain of beads in my ass and pull them out when I came, but honestly I was afraid I might like that too much!!! Some of my Marine buds told me girls in the orient do that kind of thing and that it intesifies orgasm greatly.
 
Supersport. Yeah it does. This was like 10-11 years ago. This chick did it to me (the beads). She told me to tell her when I was about to. OH BOY!!! It was pretty wild. Haven't done it since. Somethin' to at least try once, maybe twice! LOL
 
DAMN JAY!!! :wave:
I remember the 1st time I had a chick lick my hairy ass :moon:
I didn't even ask her she went from sucking my dick to sucking my balls to licking that little special place between the asshole and the balls :p

and then the next thing I know HELLO :satan:

at 1st I freaked because I didn't expect it and this chick was hot not some fucking slob
I was getting ready to tell her to stop but then I thought now wait a minute quit being so damn selfish
if this is what makes her happy so be it
man I was jacking off imagining that I was in a porn-felt like such a stud :D
then I jacked off in her mouth and went to sleep :drooling:
and let me tell you the next morning when I woke up that was the worst fucking morning breath I've ever smelt in my life :puke:
 
and since I'm being honest here, that wasn't the worst morning breath I've ever smelt-it was the 2nd
the worst was when I passed out at a buddy's house in high school and he stuck his fucking English Bulldog in my face all panting and shit
and it got done doing guess what......licking it's ass :fyi:
 
so your saying your ass smells better then the dogs ass??? The thing with the
beads is to stimulate your prostrate. Makes you shoot across the room!!
Still looking for the chick who sticks her tounge up the ass while jacking you
off - (sure the hell aint my wife!!)
 
tounge in the ass while jacking you off eh...hmm...I think I'd actually like to have that done once. maybe I'll call my ex up and see if she's down
 
mcgaret said:
Still looking for the chick who sticks her tounge up the ass while jacking you
off - (sure the hell aint my wife!!)
well, IF youre wife did this...if means you probably weren't the first..and would you really want her as your wife? :satan:
 
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