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    Default Anyone like their salad tossed?

    I do like a motherfucker! Anyone else feel me on this one? (It's getting your asshole licked by a chic)
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    TMI bro....
     

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    So you do huh? That's cool. Damn, me and BigShug were the only one's feeling this one. I thought I'd bring it back to the new school.
    As always, these posts are for entertainment purposes only. Not to be taken as medical advice, or even serious for that matter.

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    "Far better people have done worse things."

    "After 2 dozen Krispy Kreme's I decided to dedicate my life to never doing that again."

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    Its called rimming when its from a chic, its called getting your salad tossed when its from a guy in prison Bro!
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    Ain't no way in hell any tongues, fingers, furniture, toys, or other objects are making contact with my ass. No way!!!!!!!
    I did have a gf that wanted to put a chain of beads in my ass and pull them out when I came, but honestly I was afraid I might like that too much!!! Some of my Marine buds told me girls in the orient do that kind of thing and that it intesifies orgasm greatly.
     

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    I dig it shh
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    I dont mind it being done or doing it ( if she is hot )
     

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    Supersport. Yeah it does. This was like 10-11 years ago. This chick did it to me (the beads). She told me to tell her when I was about to. OH BOY!!! It was pretty wild. Haven't done it since. Somethin' to at least try once, maybe twice! LOL
     

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    DAMN JAY!!!
    I remember the 1st time I had a chick lick my hairy ass
    I didn't even ask her she went from sucking my dick to sucking my balls to licking that little special place between the asshole and the balls

    and then the next thing I know HELLO

    at 1st I freaked because I didn't expect it and this chick was hot not some fucking slob
    I was getting ready to tell her to stop but then I thought now wait a minute quit being so damn selfish
    if this is what makes her happy so be it
    man I was jacking off imagining that I was in a porn-felt like such a stud
    then I jacked off in her mouth and went to sleep
    and let me tell you the next morning when I woke up that was the worst fucking morning breath I've ever smelt in my life
     

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    Lol thats funny, but gross.
     

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    Lmao!
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    Talking

    You Offering ??????????????????????
     

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    come on guys honesty is the best policy
     

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    and since I'm being honest here, that wasn't the worst morning breath I've ever smelt-it was the 2nd
    the worst was when I passed out at a buddy's house in high school and he stuck his fucking English Bulldog in my face all panting and shit
    and it got done doing guess what......licking it's ass
     

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    HEY, check this out www.eatsomeass.com
    your welcome
     

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    go to www.eatsomeass.com
    your welcome
     

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    so your saying your ass smells better then the dogs ass??? The thing with the
    beads is to stimulate your prostrate. Makes you shoot across the room!!
    Still looking for the chick who sticks her tounge up the ass while jacking you
    off - (sure the hell aint my wife!!)
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    tounge in the ass while jacking you off eh...hmm...I think I'd actually like to have that done once. maybe I'll call my ex up and see if she's down
     

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    Damn lol!!! Not sure if id get into that. I guess it would depened on how hot she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    Still looking for the chick who sticks her tounge up the ass while jacking you
    off - (sure the hell aint my wife!!)
    well, IF youre wife did this...if means you probably weren't the first..and would you really want her as your wife?
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    LMFAO!!!!!I never forget the first time a woman did that to me!!!LOL!!Hold on I'm getting a boner just thinking about her!!WHAT NICE GIRL,truly a lady!!!!
     

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    that is some sick shit , and I would never do it.. but more power to you. I hope I wont start thinking of this forum when im making out with a chick. Prolly throw up in her mouth thinking if shes ever done it before
     

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    I think you guys are being a little harsh-the next day after the chick ate my ass I introduced her to my mother
    she's so beautiful she said she loves me
    and then we went out for chocolate cake
     

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    Talking are you offering??????????????????????????

    are you offering ???????????????
     

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    Hey Drew, lets get serious !! HELL YEAH I'd want her as my wife if she was that
    nasty - everybody has it wrong - you dont go out with the nasty and marry the
    nice - you fuck the nice and marry the nasty. I'v been married for 15 years and
    that's my final answer!!
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    mc my dear boy you just hit the nail right on the head-everyone write this down so you don't fuckin' forget-the "nice" they take everything you've worked so hard for...the nasty, well they're afraid that they might not be able to find someone that nasty again so they keep you around

    and for shit's sake if they aren't going to be nasty get rid of them-why waste your time with a loser when there are plenty of winners out there?
     

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    Talking you offereing?

    ME FIRST DON<T LIKE SECONDS !,stinky breath
     

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    yep, seconds suck. That's why I caan't love these So Cal hoes
     

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    such a big fan of chocolate cake
    don't worry I return the favor, I make Sodom and Gamor (sp?) look like a church picnic

    "wants a lady in the street and a freak in the bed" USHER
     

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    cant that shit literally make you sick ! no thanks on any of this.
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    I always make sure it's fresh out of the bubble bath
     

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    While there are many bacterias in the anus, I have personally never gotten sick from doing it to my girl. I'm not saying it couldn't happen but if you look at medical studies it says you could get a bacterial infection from participating in any form of sexual activity dealing with the anus. It could cause things in a girl if you went from the butt to the front door an infection called vaginitis and if not treated could cause a woman to die. Something to think about.

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    Dorian, just cus its blowing bubbles dosent mean she just got out the bubble bath!!!
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    hey the human mouth is the dirtiest part of the body, I'm just trying to clean my fuckin filthy mouth
    the bar of soap didn't work when i was a kid
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by w000dy
    vaginitis and if not treated could cause a woman to die. Something to think about.
    Who in the world told you that?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1FitChica
    Who in the world told you that?
    I read it on the internet I believe. Did a search for a friend once and I believe it said if left untreated it could cause death.

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by w000dy
    I read it on the internet I believe. Did a search for a friend once and I believe it said if left untreated it could cause death.
    It's not true. Vaginitis encases 3 infections... bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection and trichomoniasis. All treated with very common antibiotics. If you don't get treated you won't die. You'll just keep passing it to your partner. Didn't mean to hijack the thread.
     

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    poop should be left were its suppose to be, which is not in sex ! we had this kinky couple at work that everyone said was into poop fetishes and that suposedly one of then stood over a glass table and took a dump while the other one was under it watching ! another girl fro mwork was getting her own apt. and the kinky chic cept offering up her old coffee table that was her ex-boyfriends and everyone had heard what happenned, and the kinky girl never new why no one would take her ex's coffee table !!! she didnt know everyone new what they had done on it !
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    oh now you can't always go by that

    i use to put plastic wrap around my face when MY EX was constipated and told her she had about 2 minutes to crap on my face or I would die...the wrap
    doesn't come off until the crap comes on

    then I would run around the house like a ragin lunitic with a carbon action M14 automatic pumping round after round into fellow MC posters and coworkers

    GODDAMN WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE NORMAL LIKE ME?
     

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    holy shit dorian, your fucking hilarious!!!!! sounds like you guys should try the alaskan pipeline routine! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
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    hey dorian, do a search on google, for Church of Fudge. watch the clip and be enlightened!!
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