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    Default Have I gotta story for you....

    Well tonight, I was visiting my girlfriends place of work which is a tanning bed. She is left alone up there and the owners do not usually show up because they trust her to close. So we felt like getting a little freaky and during the peak of making love, they walked in! Talked about a cock block and a little embarrassing! I'm dissappointed we didn't get to finish but there will be other times.... maybe not there anymore who knows. Figured I would share this with you guys and see if anyone had an stories relating to mine in some form or fashion.

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    I hope she didn't get fired!! Did she??

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    haha nah, we said she had just got done tanning and that i went in there to talk to her and they just happened to walk in at the wrong time which is the truth to some extent!

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    w000dy dont rush things....you'll lose that virginity one day.....jsut be patient....who knows, maybe you'll be the next 30 yr odl virgin....Md-
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    that would be so embarrassing, i dont know whats worse being caught by your parents or your boss ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MdTNT
    w000dy dont rush things....you'll lose that virginity one day.....jsut be patient....who knows, maybe you'll be the next 30 yr odl virgin....Md-
    Don't get mad at me cuz I'm going like a stallion old man!!! Yeah noel it was quite awkward coming out of the tanning room after it all took place...

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    damn i always knew there was some reason that I would get a hard on when tanning just didn't know why
     

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    if you guys knew what i have done in tannnin beds you wouldnt get a hard on anymore LOL
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    how do you get hard just from tanning ???
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    don't know I'm a bit of a freak, for some reason I always get a stiffy when I tan???
    go figure
     

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    shit i get a hard on from a slight breeze....and farm animals.....and farm animals standing in the breeze....who tan
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    damn how did you manage to get a farm animal in the tanning bed?
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpride
    if you guys knew what i have done in tannnin beds you wouldnt get a hard on anymore LOL

    haha no shit!!!
     

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    i've had that happen at the hospital i work at, talk about almost shittin in your pants.
    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
    I THINK NOT!

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    I thought it was quite funny. I get a little stiffy too when I' tan.........

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    gotta get it when the gettins good! i heard after a few years of marriage its late night Skinamax, and the lingerie section of the SEARS flyer!!
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    I hate stopping in the middle of sex, hasnt happened to me in a long time thankfully since there havent been parents around in a long time and no worries about roomates walking in. It gets a little weird when the dog jumps on the bed and tries to smell your ass when youre goin at it
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    I can understand her explanation of having a tan for why she was naked, but you said you just walked in, does that mean you were clothed? Did they not witness the act then?
     

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    Hey Vertigorocks, how did you get you dog to do that - I have been trying to train
    mine to do that for ages!!!
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