How to tell if someone is psycho!

winneevee

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I just wanted to know what ex's have done in the past to let you know that they are psycho...
Mine: Ex drove her car into a tree in my front yard trying to kill herself, then after she found someone else she shot him in the chest with a shotgun.
 
WTF?!?!?! I've had pyscho bitches stalk me a bit but nothing like this! I wish I had that kind of power over a woman but I think I have a much better pyscho detector instinct
 
The whole shotgun incident was supposedly an accident. But I attract psycos! I don't know what it is! Crazy ones I tell ya!!
 
I hear ya, I always attract the nutjobs. I had one take a bottle sleeping pills and downed it with a bottle of wine because I wanted to see my cousin, coming up from Texas, for the first time in 10 years...she wanted me to stay home and spend quality time with her instead.

The next day I told her that she must really be a failure, like she is always telling herself, because she did not succeed at the suicide attempt...might sound cold, but being positive toward her only seemed to make things worse oddly enough. She was only one of a long line of psychotic women I've dealt with.

That's why I love being single. One night stands are so much less stressful.
 
all the chicks i date start off so sweet and innocent, then after about 1 year they flip thier fuckin lids!?! Could be due to the anal at such a young age, or the fact that i dont care to put up with thier bitching, and i let them know regularly. But either way it kinda sucks
 
i attract almost as many psycho chicks as I do fat chicks. WTF?
and winnee....damn. You win the psycho bitch award by far.
 
teedubgee said:
seriously man, that's some psycho ass chick!
i did have a g/f that told me she didn't like this guy (for some reason, he picked on her at school or some shit).

She went into his backyard where he had 2 ferrets and cut their heads off, and put them back in the cage so he would find them later.
She cut her wrists once when I told her I cheated on her ( she was a whore anyways so it was justified)

still no comparison to winnee I know, lol!
 
I had one that was so psycho that for my birthday she got two of her friends and
one of her cousins so the 4 of them could spend a quality night w/me.

Wait a minute - that was a fantasy not a qsycho girlfriend. Sorry!!!
 
Wow...I've been out of the dating game for so long I don't remember any psycho women I've had. Winnee that sounds ridiculous, have to say I'm glad I'm not dating anymore b/c I don't know how I would recognize these women until it was too late. Here's an idea...if you're dating a woman that is psycho...mark her somehow so that other men will know and be able to avoid the trouble...not really sure how to do this and it sounds a little morbid, but the only thought I had on the subject.
 
ya'll know some fucked up females LOL the thing that happens mostly to me is mikeswift keeps stealing my undies, he says he sells them to mcgrat but i think he wears them around his head
 
Spiderman said:
b/c I don't know how I would recognize these women until it was too late. Here's an idea...if you're dating a woman that is psycho...mark her somehow so that other men will know and be able to avoid the trouble....
generally, the single ones fall into this category.

why do you think they are single in the first place?
 
Hey Irishpride - ya fuck - "I" wear them around "MY" head after I buy them from
Mikeswift. Lets get it right!!!!
 
Hey, one I forgot. I was messing with this secretary at work - I was around 22 years
old and still living w/my mother. She was a wild one.(the secretary, not my mother) Well one day she show's up
at my door and says she thinks she is pregnant. Wait there is more! Also that her
husband is getting out of "San Quentin" any week now! I asked around the city and
found out he was doing this jail stint for beating up some cops after they handcuffed
him. They started roughing him up, he got pissed and beat the crap out of them, with
the handcuffs on!! They got him when backup showed up. It was simple - I moved
(I was getting ready to anyway) and I told my mother if some "tatted" up crazy
looking guy comes looking for me - tell him you havent seen me in years!!!
Last I heard of that!!
 
mcgaret said:
Hey, one I forgot. I was messing with this secretary at work - I was around 22 years
old and still living w/my mother. She was a wild one.(the secretary, not my mother) Well one day she show's up
at my door and says she thinks she is pregnant. Wait there is more! Also that her
husband is getting out of "San Quentin" any week now! I asked around the city and
found out he was doing this jail stint for beating up some cops after they handcuffed
him. They started roughing him up, he got pissed and beat the crap out of them, with
the handcuffs on!! They got him when backup showed up. It was simple - I moved
(I was getting ready to anyway) and I told my mother if some "tatted" up crazy
looking guy comes looking for me - tell him you havent seen me in years!!!
Last I heard of that!!

Jesus Christ! that's some crazy shit...

oh and don't lie you know you're mother was a wild one too ;) :satan:
 
WTF?!?!? body2see that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, sounds like some bad Lifetime Original Movie! Is that chick still alive???
 
dreww said:
She cut her wrists once when I told her I cheated on her ( she was a whore anyways so it was justified)

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body2see said:
My favorite might just be waking up to this one long time gf, with her naked telling me that she didn't think I loved her, and watching her slice her own throat with a butchers knife, me tackling and fighting to get it away from her. The wound turned out to be superficial, but it did go all the way across. From that point on, until I left her soon after, I had a hard time going to sleep...

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so did we date the same chick? Who got who's sloppy seconds? LOL!
 
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