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    Default How to tell if someone is psycho!

    I just wanted to know what ex's have done in the past to let you know that they are psycho...
    Mine: Ex drove her car into a tree in my front yard trying to kill herself, then after she found someone else she shot him in the chest with a shotgun.
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    WTF?!?!?! I've had pyscho bitches stalk me a bit but nothing like this! I wish I had that kind of power over a woman but I think I have a much better pyscho detector instinct
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    The whole shotgun incident was supposedly an accident. But I attract psycos! I don't know what it is! Crazy ones I tell ya!!
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    I hear ya, I always attract the nutjobs. I had one take a bottle sleeping pills and downed it with a bottle of wine because I wanted to see my cousin, coming up from Texas, for the first time in 10 years...she wanted me to stay home and spend quality time with her instead.

    The next day I told her that she must really be a failure, like she is always telling herself, because she did not succeed at the suicide attempt...might sound cold, but being positive toward her only seemed to make things worse oddly enough. She was only one of a long line of psychotic women I've dealt with.

    That's why I love being single. One night stands are so much less stressful.
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    all the chicks i date start off so sweet and innocent, then after about 1 year they flip thier fuckin lids!?! Could be due to the anal at such a young age, or the fact that i dont care to put up with thier bitching, and i let them know regularly. But either way it kinda sucks
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    i attract almost as many psycho chicks as I do fat chicks. WTF?
    and winnee....damn. You win the psycho bitch award by far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreww
    and winnee....damn. You win the psycho bitch award by far.
    seriously man, that's some psycho ass chick!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by teedubgee
    seriously man, that's some psycho ass chick!
    i did have a g/f that told me she didn't like this guy (for some reason, he picked on her at school or some shit).

    She went into his backyard where he had 2 ferrets and cut their heads off, and put them back in the cage so he would find them later.
    She cut her wrists once when I told her I cheated on her ( she was a whore anyways so it was justified)

    still no comparison to winnee I know, lol!
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    I had one that was so psycho that for my birthday she got two of her friends and
    one of her cousins so the 4 of them could spend a quality night w/me.

    Wait a minute - that was a fantasy not a qsycho girlfriend. Sorry!!!
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    lmao! I have that problem too mc!
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    Wow...I've been out of the dating game for so long I don't remember any psycho women I've had. Winnee that sounds ridiculous, have to say I'm glad I'm not dating anymore b/c I don't know how I would recognize these women until it was too late. Here's an idea...if you're dating a woman that is psycho...mark her somehow so that other men will know and be able to avoid the trouble...not really sure how to do this and it sounds a little morbid, but the only thought I had on the subject.
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    ya'll know some fucked up females LOL the thing that happens mostly to me is mikeswift keeps stealing my undies, he says he sells them to mcgrat but i think he wears them around his head
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiderman
    b/c I don't know how I would recognize these women until it was too late. Here's an idea...if you're dating a woman that is psycho...mark her somehow so that other men will know and be able to avoid the trouble....
    generally, the single ones fall into this category.

    why do you think they are single in the first place?
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    Hey Irishpride - ya fuck - "I" wear them around "MY" head after I buy them from
    Mikeswift. Lets get it right!!!!
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    Hey, one I forgot. I was messing with this secretary at work - I was around 22 years
    old and still living w/my mother. She was a wild one.(the secretary, not my mother) Well one day she show's up
    at my door and says she thinks she is pregnant. Wait there is more! Also that her
    husband is getting out of "San Quentin" any week now! I asked around the city and
    found out he was doing this jail stint for beating up some cops after they handcuffed
    him. They started roughing him up, he got pissed and beat the crap out of them, with
    the handcuffs on!! They got him when backup showed up. It was simple - I moved
    (I was getting ready to anyway) and I told my mother if some "tatted" up crazy
    looking guy comes looking for me - tell him you havent seen me in years!!!
    Last I heard of that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    Hey, one I forgot. I was messing with this secretary at work - I was around 22 years
    old and still living w/my mother. She was a wild one.(the secretary, not my mother) Well one day she show's up
    at my door and says she thinks she is pregnant. Wait there is more! Also that her
    husband is getting out of "San Quentin" any week now! I asked around the city and
    found out he was doing this jail stint for beating up some cops after they handcuffed
    him. They started roughing him up, he got pissed and beat the crap out of them, with
    the handcuffs on!! They got him when backup showed up. It was simple - I moved
    (I was getting ready to anyway) and I told my mother if some "tatted" up crazy
    looking guy comes looking for me - tell him you havent seen me in years!!!
    Last I heard of that!!
    Jesus Christ! that's some crazy shit...

    oh and don't lie you know you're mother was a wild one too
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    WTF?!?!? body2see that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, sounds like some bad Lifetime Original Movie! Is that chick still alive???
    The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win.
    The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goals. The tragedy lies in not having any goals to reach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreww
    She cut her wrists once when I told her I cheated on her ( she was a whore anyways so it was justified)

    !

    Quote Originally Posted by body2see

    My favorite might just be waking up to this one long time gf, with her naked telling me that she didn't think I loved her, and watching her slice her own throat with a butchers knife, me tackling and fighting to get it away from her. The wound turned out to be superficial, but it did go all the way across. From that point on, until I left her soon after, I had a hard time going to sleep...

    !!
    so did we date the same chick? Who got who's sloppy seconds? LOL!
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    shit still cracks me up!
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    How to tell if someone is psycho!

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    I think it has become popular to be nuts.
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    i remember my buddies ex shot at him. she missed though

    i had one grab an empty 2 litter bottle to throw at me. i turned my back and when i turned around i thought , hey that hurt. well apparently when i turned she decided to grab the iron instead

    i had another one cut her wrist in front of me. had to take her to the hospital
     

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