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06-26-2007, 08:12 PM #1
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I got stymied
Okay, I was at the supermarket last night. I usually do the shoping.
(been married 16 years w/2kids) I used to be a huge dog - payback
as my kids are girls - showing no mercy and absoultly no morals.
I still flirt but have turned into all bark w/no bite. There is one
cute chick that does the check out. I always flirt w/her, even when
w/my kids. I never mention my wife (old habit). Anywise I get up to
her ready for our flirting to begin when she just comes out and ask's
me if I want to go to a nude beach with her today. I started laughing
but she was serious. I said I had to work and she said so did she - so
what - do I want to go. Now I always have a good comback but this
time I said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I was fucking speachless. I was
expecting a curve ball and she threw a knuckle. To make it even worse
I was so shook up I started walking off without my shit in my cart.
What a idiot!! One question - "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
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06-26-2007, 08:21 PM #2
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Originally Posted by mcgaret
I feel so bad for you because I have been in similar situations. What are you gonna do the next time you head to the grocery now? That may be the greatest moment of all in my opinion.
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06-26-2007, 08:27 PM #3
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I now have 20 different good replys. Next time I'm going straight to her, tell her she
got me off guard and that it wouldn't be a good idea because if her and I were naked
I have terrible self control and would keep embarising myself (I hope she dosent take
that as I have a small package!!) Now lets see if I have the "balls" to actually do that!
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06-26-2007, 08:39 PM #5
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06-27-2007, 03:56 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Get_Swole
or i would have just fucked her on the checkout counter... whichever
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06-27-2007, 03:57 PM #9
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06-27-2007, 05:31 PM #10
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06-27-2007, 05:47 PM #12
dont worry sandiego will ask you again
I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....
I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...
Disclaimer - My comments in no way promote the use of androgenic/anabolic steroids and/or any prescription drug without a physician's prescription. All my comments, questions and referrals are striclty for entertainment purposes only!
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06-28-2007, 08:33 PM #13
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Originally Posted by mcgaret
thats hilarious. I once had a girl at the checkout say "let me throw your meat in a bag". I started to chuckle but I dont think she caught on before I left. I didn't have a wise crack for the comment and thats totally unlike me. Usually I always got something smart ass to say.
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when you see her again tell her last time u went to anude beach you tripped and fell on a lady when you were both nude because you were staring at something else. that moment came up and you were thinking about and you became speachless. she will laugh and say something and say maybe next time if thats ok you can show me where its at so i can stalk you..lol
thats just me. A nude beach is worthless anyways its when youget to the car is when the fun begins.
if she asks paper or plastic reply "thats what she said"..lmfao
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Originally Posted by Get_Swole
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07-12-2007, 01:31 PM #18
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Yeah it's true. Speaking from disappointing experience, nude beaches or clubs are not all they're cracked up to be. Think saggy boobies with 20-plus-year-post-preggo guts and nasty old nutsacks all over the place.
Not my idea of a fantastic erotic journey.
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