I got stymied

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mcgaret

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Okay, I was at the supermarket last night. I usually do the shoping.
(been married 16 years w/2kids) I used to be a huge dog - payback
as my kids are girls - showing no mercy and absoultly no morals.
I still flirt but have turned into all bark w/no bite. There is one
cute chick that does the check out. I always flirt w/her, even when
w/my kids. I never mention my wife (old habit). Anywise I get up to
her ready for our flirting to begin when she just comes out and ask's
me if I want to go to a nude beach with her today. I started laughing
but she was serious. I said I had to work and she said so did she - so
what - do I want to go. Now I always have a good comback but this
time I said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I was fucking speachless. I was
expecting a curve ball and she threw a knuckle. To make it even worse
I was so shook up I started walking off without my shit in my cart.
What a idiot!! One question - "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
 
mcgaret said:
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
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The vice grip of marriage, I guess. Damn that is a rough one...ouch. That is all I can say. OUCH.

I feel so bad for you because I have been in similar situations. What are you gonna do the next time you head to the grocery now? That may be the greatest moment of all in my opinion.

:lurk:
 
I now have 20 different good replys. Next time I'm going straight to her, tell her she
got me off guard and that it wouldn't be a good idea because if her and I were naked
I have terrible self control and would keep embarising myself (I hope she dosent take
that as I have a small package!!) Now lets see if I have the "balls" to actually do that!
 
mcgaret said:
I now have 20 different good replys. Next time I'm going straight to her, tell her she
got me off guard and that it wouldn't be a good idea because if her and I were naked
I have terrible self control and would keep embarising myself (I hope she dosent take
that as I have a small package!!) Now lets see if I have the "balls" to actually do that!
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Good comeback, just hope she doesn't throw another knuckle ball out of nowhere. You better be on top of your game, haha.
 
Get_Swole said:
talk to mikeswift he will tell you what he would have done.
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I would have told her that the last time I was at a nude beach I got a summons for erecting an illegal flag pole on state property without a permit


or i would have just fucked her on the checkout counter... whichever
 
my fucking goat taught me how to spell dont fucking judge me you prick.......
 
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mcgaret said:
Okay, I was at the supermarket last night. I usually do the shoping.
(been married 16 years w/2kids) I used to be a huge dog - payback
as my kids are girls - showing no mercy and absoultly no morals.
I still flirt but have turned into all bark w/no bite. There is one
cute chick that does the check out. I always flirt w/her, even when
w/my kids. I never mention my wife (old habit). Anywise I get up to
her ready for our flirting to begin when she just comes out and ask's
me if I want to go to a nude beach with her today. I started laughing
but she was serious. I said I had to work and she said so did she - so
what - do I want to go. Now I always have a good comback but this
time I said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I was fucking speachless. I was
expecting a curve ball and she threw a knuckle. To make it even worse
I was so shook up I started walking off without my shit in my cart.
What a idiot!! One question - "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
Click to expand...


thats hilarious. I once had a girl at the checkout say "let me throw your meat in a bag". I started to chuckle but I dont think she caught on before I left. I didn't have a wise crack for the comment and thats totally unlike me. Usually I always got something smart ass to say.
 
man anytime a girls asks me something silly like that I tell them, "sorry babe I don't have time right now but if you want we can get together and watch some Max Hardcore." :wave:
 
when you see her again tell her last time u went to anude beach you tripped and fell on a lady when you were both nude because you were staring at something else. that moment came up and you were thinking about and you became speachless. she will laugh and say something and say maybe next time if thats ok you can show me where its at so i can stalk you..lol
thats just me. A nude beach is worthless anyways its when youget to the car is when the fun begins.
if she asks paper or plastic reply "thats what she said"..lmfao
 
Get_Swole said:
i wouldnt like a nude beach i would just walk around all day with a hard on
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trust me bro, usually the ones that are nude are the ones you wish had clothes on. very often the most unattractive and out of shape people are the ones walking around nekkid
 
Yeah it's true. Speaking from disappointing experience, nude beaches or clubs are not all they're cracked up to be. Think saggy boobies with 20-plus-year-post-preggo guts and nasty old nutsacks all over the place.

Not my idea of a fantastic erotic journey.
 
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk then why the fuck would anybdoy go to a nude beach lol ill go to a hottub and have a 2 person naked beach lol -the sand.
 
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