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    Okay, I was at the supermarket last night. I usually do the shoping.
    (been married 16 years w/2kids) I used to be a huge dog - payback
    as my kids are girls - showing no mercy and absoultly no morals.
    I still flirt but have turned into all bark w/no bite. There is one
    cute chick that does the check out. I always flirt w/her, even when
    w/my kids. I never mention my wife (old habit). Anywise I get up to
    her ready for our flirting to begin when she just comes out and ask's
    me if I want to go to a nude beach with her today. I started laughing
    but she was serious. I said I had to work and she said so did she - so
    what - do I want to go. Now I always have a good comback but this
    time I said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I was fucking speachless. I was
    expecting a curve ball and she threw a knuckle. To make it even worse
    I was so shook up I started walking off without my shit in my cart.
    What a idiot!! One question - "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"
    The vice grip of marriage, I guess. Damn that is a rough one...ouch. That is all I can say. OUCH.

    I feel so bad for you because I have been in similar situations. What are you gonna do the next time you head to the grocery now? That may be the greatest moment of all in my opinion.

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    talk to mikeswift he will tell you what he would have done.
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    I now have 20 different good replys. Next time I'm going straight to her, tell her she
    got me off guard and that it wouldn't be a good idea because if her and I were naked
    I have terrible self control and would keep embarising myself (I hope she dosent take
    that as I have a small package!!) Now lets see if I have the "balls" to actually do that!
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    just tell her your wife had you newtard when you got married lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    I now have 20 different good replys. Next time I'm going straight to her, tell her she
    got me off guard and that it wouldn't be a good idea because if her and I were naked
    I have terrible self control and would keep embarising myself (I hope she dosent take
    that as I have a small package!!) Now lets see if I have the "balls" to actually do that!
    Good comeback, just hope she doesn't throw another knuckle ball out of nowhere. You better be on top of your game, haha.
     

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    Where do you shop buddy, I think i need more lubriderm!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    talk to mikeswift he will tell you what he would have done.
    I would have told her that the last time I was at a nude beach I got a summons for erecting an illegal flag pole on state property without a permit


    or i would have just fucked her on the checkout counter... whichever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    just tell her your wife had you newtard when you got married lol.
    it's NEUTERED
    who the fuck taught you how to spell?!?!?! lmao
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    my fucking goat taught me how to spell dont fucking judge me you prick.......
    Last edited by Get_Swole; 06-27-2007 at 05:37 PM.
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    he was a good goat just not to smart.
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    dont worry sandiego will ask you again
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    Okay, I was at the supermarket last night. I usually do the shoping.
    (been married 16 years w/2kids) I used to be a huge dog - payback
    as my kids are girls - showing no mercy and absoultly no morals.
    I still flirt but have turned into all bark w/no bite. There is one
    cute chick that does the check out. I always flirt w/her, even when
    w/my kids. I never mention my wife (old habit). Anywise I get up to
    her ready for our flirting to begin when she just comes out and ask's
    me if I want to go to a nude beach with her today. I started laughing
    but she was serious. I said I had to work and she said so did she - so
    what - do I want to go. Now I always have a good comback but this
    time I said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". I was fucking speachless. I was
    expecting a curve ball and she threw a knuckle. To make it even worse
    I was so shook up I started walking off without my shit in my cart.
    What a idiot!! One question - "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS ????"

    thats hilarious. I once had a girl at the checkout say "let me throw your meat in a bag". I started to chuckle but I dont think she caught on before I left. I didn't have a wise crack for the comment and thats totally unlike me. Usually I always got something smart ass to say.
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    man anytime a girls asks me something silly like that I tell them, "sorry babe I don't have time right now but if you want we can get together and watch some Max Hardcore."
     

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    when you see her again tell her last time u went to anude beach you tripped and fell on a lady when you were both nude because you were staring at something else. that moment came up and you were thinking about and you became speachless. she will laugh and say something and say maybe next time if thats ok you can show me where its at so i can stalk you..lol
    thats just me. A nude beach is worthless anyways its when youget to the car is when the fun begins.
    if she asks paper or plastic reply "thats what she said"..lmfao
     

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    i wouldnt like a nude beach i would just walk around all day with a hard on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    i wouldnt like a nude beach i would just walk around all day with a hard on
    trust me bro, usually the ones that are nude are the ones you wish had clothes on. very often the most unattractive and out of shape people are the ones walking around nekkid
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    Yeah it's true. Speaking from disappointing experience, nude beaches or clubs are not all they're cracked up to be. Think saggy boobies with 20-plus-year-post-preggo guts and nasty old nutsacks all over the place.

    Not my idea of a fantastic erotic journey.
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    pot bellies and c-section scars
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    kkkkkkkkkkkkkk then why the fuck would anybdoy go to a nude beach lol ill go to a hottub and have a 2 person naked beach lol -the sand.
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