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    So I meet this chick when I'm drunk and get her number, but don't really remember what she looks like the next day. We're both busy so we don't get to chill with each other for the whole week, but talk on the phone all the damn time. She turns out to be an awesome fuckin chick, but when I meet her again she's a 6 (cute face, big titties, but no body... pretty good sized tire around the waist too. not huge, but it's there). Normally I'd boot this bitch, and my friends know me for not settling, but I'm really diggin her. I'm gonna be an ass and let you guys decide her fate haha. (I'll probably make up my own my regardless of the votes though).
     

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    id give her a chance if you really think shes cool and worth it. Get her ass in the gym lol turn her into an 8 then everybody will be happy . If you wouldnt have talked to her on the phone alot and thought she was a cool girl id say pump and dump but hell if your wanting to give her a chance.
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    it's a tough call but I would maybe become friends with her even more and see where it goes because it sounds like you guys are getting along so well. Do something physical with her and get out and see how interested she is about being active, it could be she's always had a weight problem or is uneducated in how to live healthier or it could be that just seeing you take your shirt off is enough motivation for her to drop the weight! Good luck bro.
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    Alright, we'll see. She has a gym membership at my gym, but jus doesn't go. It's gonna be hard for me to get her to come with me on my fucked up schedule too. I'm trying to get her to go here and there, but don't wanna be too pushy. This is a fun game to me, so I think we'll see how she pans out.
     

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    yea make it like a date every time you go to the gym that way she can see how important it is to you. Then maybe she will try her best to be a gym fan also.. good luck..
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    yea make it like a date every time you go to the gym that way she can see how important it is to you. Then maybe she will try her best to be a gym fan also.. good luck..
    that's actually a great idea
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    Beat those cheeks' son!!
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    Give it a chance...you never know if she will make you happy. Looks aren't everything you know, but you definitely need to be attracted to her. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    id give her a chance if you really think shes cool and worth it. Get her ass in the gym lol turn her into an 8 then everybody will be happy . If you wouldnt have talked to her on the phone alot and thought she was a cool girl id say pump and dump but hell if your wanting to give her a chance.
    So true! Its hard to find good girls! Talk 2 her and see where it goes. I have seen so many fat chicks get into shape and get fine! Maybe if she is around you alot it will motivate her to train and eat right.
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    put her on some var t3 clen and make her do cardio 3 times a day 5 days a week shell be skinny in no time
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    It's soo true too. If she only let me do what I wanted with her, she'd be in damn good shape in 4 months tops, haha.
     

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    give her injections while she sleeps
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    agree with getswole..... Spike her drinks with crushed up weight loss pills.... or something
     

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    I'll start putting liquid clen in her drinks... really thinkin about this one (haha j/k)
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    dont get her in shape to be a eight - then she will dump you for a 5 !! LOL
    One word of advice, dont bug her about her weight. Be supportive but dont nag.
    Just hang out, mabey be f--k buddies, and see what pans out. My wife is fat.
    she has a beautiful face and we are best friends - thats enough for me. Being in
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    Yeah, I'm really jus making a deal of this cuz it's funny. In all actuality, I really dig this chick and am gonna keep her regardless of what she looks like. I figured it would jus make for a funny thread
     

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    if she is cool, then what the hell right? Cool chicks are hard to come by. Hot, cool chicks -damn near dont exist.

    that being said, I dont think she will actually take on your lifestyle. My girl is more active now then when we met, but she never got on the fitness horse like me. Ive dated alot hotter girls, but most weren't cool. Plus side - hot chicks may hit on you after seeing her with her.
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    how's this going for you teed???
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    i think he already dumped her
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    She's got some issues with her ex (he's still hung up on her and she feels bad), so it's pretty much over between us... but for some reason we went out to last week and we're going out to see some stand up comedian tonight =/ I guess it's ok for her to want a piece, but I'm pretty much done with it.
     

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    you still sticking it in her?
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    u better be if you're taking her out still
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    Not sticking her, but she did pay the last time we went out. I'll prolly try and get her to pay tonight too (but we'll prolly jus pay separate).
     

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    oh just face fuck her and give us all the details in the AM.
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    so, did you tap that ass teed?
     

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    id just keep drinking till she was a 10, then sleep with her and deny it when i sobered up
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    lmao at ip!!
     

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    Sleep with her friends too. Be like LIL Wayne, "When I was 16 i bought my first mercades benz, must've fucked a thousand bitches and they girlfirends." You're mercades could bee your body and the age could be what you are now.



    Fuck it just stick it to her and leave her. Don't get caught up with girls that have ex issues. It never works out. It's just a ton of aggravation that you don't need bro.
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    most fat chicks i've nailed worked really hard at keeping me happy. Its really not a horrible experience. Just keep you eyes closed.
     

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    Nah, I make it a point not to talk to her unless she calls. She did hit me up to go out tomorrow night though. We're going to see Bill Cosby and she's paying ($40 a ticket), so I guess there's a plus side to her plus size, haha Not really interested in her anymore though.
     

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    free shit is free shit lol. Cook her dinner some night when she gets over have a big thing of brocolli and Plane chicken breast on her plate. Say if you wanna be with me you better get used to it. If she eats it and is happy keep her if not she will be big forever ditch her.
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    its really easy to dump fat chicks too... They dont get as pissed cause they already know why there being dumped.
     

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    lmao norm speaks the truth thats for sure
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    lmao at this post.
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    this post never gets old, so did you give her your "Bill Cosby" Teed?
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    Haha nah, but something funny did happen that night. We went out to dinner after the sweet ass Cosby show, and she blows me away with her order. You would think this chick would be somewhat self-conscious around someone who lives the kind of lifestyle we do... but no! She had no shame at all. I order some seared ahi and some blackened fish with a double order of veges. This bitch gets a platter of "Fried Pickles" with some dipping sauce!... I ended up hitting on the hostess there and got her number. Talked to her that night and it turns out she's only 17, go figure
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by teedubgee
    Haha nah, but something funny did happen that night. We went out to dinner after the sweet ass Cosby show, and she blows me away with her order. You would think this chick would be somewhat self-conscious around someone who lives the kind of lifestyle we do... but no! She had no shame at all. I order some seared ahi and some blackened fish with a double order of veges. This bitch gets a platter of "Fried Pickles" with some dipping sauce!... I ended up hitting on the hostess there and got her number. Talked to her that night and it turns out she's only 17, go figure

    WOW WOW WOW I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!
     

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    FRIED PICKLES - I had a fried twinky once but I never heard of fried pickles!!
    (was with my wife and 2 daughters and had to get ONE fried twinky to
    share - had to check it out - have to say, It was pretty fucking good!!!)
    Just remembered - years ago I was in a dive bar getting hammered and
    kept buying this cute chick drinks - getting towards closing time and she
    says "I'm only 17". I spit my drink in her face (really, by accident) I cant
    say how it turned out as I dont know the statute of limitations. And
    I now have TWO daughters - SHIT!!!!
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    LMAO @ mcgaret...that's awesome bud. I almost spit my drink out after reading that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    FRIED PICKLES - I had a fried twinky once but I never heard of fried pickles!!
    (was with my wife and 2 daughters and had to get ONE fried twinky to
    share - had to check it out - have to say, It was pretty fucking good!!!)
    Just remembered - years ago I was in a dive bar getting hammered and
    kept buying this cute chick drinks - getting towards closing time and she
    says "I'm only 17". I spit my drink in her face (really, by accident) I cant
    say how it turned out as I dont know the statute of limitations. And
    I now have TWO daughters - SHIT!!!!
    you dirty bastard, this is exactly why i think I'm going to be cursed with all girls! All the things we've done to the girls over the years and all those poor bastard fathers that had to look out the window and see the big guy from the Bronx with the tattoos picking up their little angels... Mmmmwwwaaahhhahaaa oh wait not I'm going to be that DAD!!! Damn it Let's all pray for that Y chromosome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by teedubgee View Post
    I'll start putting liquid clen in her drinks... really thinkin about this one (haha j/k)
    well at least now i know how your ass got such a hot ass girlfriend now days, you obviously used a roofie in her drink, lol, she's probably chained to your bed as we speak you sick bastard!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    well at least now i know how your ass got such a hot ass girlfriend now days, you obviously used a roofie in her drink, lol, she's probably chained to your bed as we speak you sick bastard!!
    Holy shit, I forgot about this thread! How fuckin funny to read through it again. Anyway, chains are a great idea, and more importantly reusable! I go through zip ties and duct tape like nobody's business!
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    Quote Originally Posted by teedubgee View Post
    Holy shit, I forgot about this thread! How fuckin funny to read through it again. Anyway, chains are a great idea, and more importantly reusable! I go through zip ties and duct tape like nobody's business!

    LMAO, you are a witty little bastard aren't ya lol
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