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    Oh hell yes...I can imagine the great positions after removing the fake leg. Man I've gotta find me one so I can do some experimenting.

    The arm would be strange for me for some reason, no offense intended to any amputees or others...but the leg I would definately try.
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    Sorry bro, but that's just a little fucked up. lol. I mean I might have said something a few years ago myself. So I guess I don't have much room to talk, but sure why not. You only live once. lol.
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    ehh sure why not after what i fucked last night i think i should stick to sheep and other farm animals they are better looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    ehh sure why not after what i fucked last night i think i should stick to sheep and other farm animals they are better looking.
    bbwhaahahaaaa thats halarious
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    I think now that I've matured quite a bit I wouldn't have any problem with it but in my younger days I probably would have joined in with the teasing and laughter to some extent. In college there was a girl who was missing an arm from the elbow down and she was gorgeous so I think that taught me a lesson
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    oh and i have to admit I selected - "I would email her the Bionic Arm thread..."
    because that's fucking hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeswift
    oh and i have to admit I selected - "I would email her the Bionic Arm thread..."
    because that's fucking hilarious!
    yea, that shit had me rolling too!

    I guess a chick minus a limb is better than a fat chick....and Im guilty of popping one or two of those. Hell, with enough test, I'd bang damn near anything.
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    MANY,MANY advantages to dating a girl w/a fake limb. Say if someone breaks into
    your place and attacks you, you can grab the arm/leg and beat the shit out of them!
    Also, if you didn't want them to go out you could hide the leg!!
    Seriously, the older I get the more I roll w/the punches and dont trip
    on things as much right off the bat but just see how things pan out.
    Much more tolerant then when I was younger.
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    so you're saying that now that you're older you can roll with the punches and you won't trip on her leg?
    The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win.
    The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goals. The tragedy lies in not having any goals to reach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    Also, if you didn't want them to go out you could hide the leg!!
    LMFAO.

    -Dammit, can you just imagine that conversation.....
    -Honey...have you seen my leg?

    Im prolly going to hell, but think its hilarious.
     

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    Hey Calibaby1, thanks for having a sense of humor. I saw your name in the
    response and I said "oh no". A lot of women think men are insensitive jerks and
    dont relate to our crude humor. If you're not having fun your in the wrong place.
    (Yes, we are insensitive jerks but that's because of our immaturity that we never
    grow out of) Again, nice to have you aboard.
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    Hey, I'm sensitive you jerk!

    especially around my nipples right now...
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    The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goals. The tragedy lies in not having any goals to reach.

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    i would drill...
     

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    Oh, don't u worry..

    I see it like this...if it's funny I am going to laugh, even if its might not be appropriate...

    I think alot of females have this false sense of maturity to them, like its beneath them to get down and dirty and have a good time every once in awhile.

    Anywhoo, just my .02
     

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    "a false sense of maturity," good phrase! I have a few chick friends I'd like to use that on.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    i would drill...
    dont use the word "drill" when in reference to a girl with a fake arm or leg.
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    i guess i would have to change what i say around her. no more "honey im just pulling your leg..off" lmfao
    Im gonna burn in hell with calibaby1..lol
    I would if she were still very mobile, might make sex interesting..lol
     

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    id just make sweet love to her nub
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

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    lol nub sex is great man...i love my nubby! lmfao
     

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    I have to say I dated a girl about 10 years ago with only one arm. She was beautiful and didn't ever attempt to get a fake one put on there. Her arm was cut off just below the shoulder. I gotta say, some things were a little odd...but she was always very polite. When we went out for dinner she never-everput her elbows on the table and I respect that!!! I feel bad now...I hope she never reads this!!!
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    Yes i just watched planet terror and Cherry Darling was hot
     

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    god I don't know. I probably wouldn't ever date a girl with a missing limb and I don't know if I could get it up with her to even do her. Maybe drunk on a massive bulker though..
     

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    I wouldn't personaly.It makes it to hard to perform Kama Sutra without a limb....lol

    I'm gonna burn in hell for this one...lol
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    what the fuck is wrong w/ you people?
    this shit ain't funny...
    if she's missing a leg she can't do leg presses or put them behind her head
    if she's missing an arm she can't do arm curls or push you off when she's had enough
    you people are sick
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorian123
    what the fuck is wrong w/ you people?
    this shit ain't funny...
    if she's missing a leg she can't do leg presses or put them behind her head
    if she's missing an arm she can't do arm curls or push you off when she's had enough
    you people are sick
    Dorian, where is your imagination?? She could do a "LEG" curl - she could
    do a "ARM" curl. She could do a one arm push you off. She could put
    her "LEG" behind her head. Think of the self defense advantages!!
    She could throw a right hook - come 'unhooked' and hit you from across
    the room. She could throw a kick - 'get unsnaped' and hit you from down
    the block. Hey, potential for a great bodyguard. Not to mention the
    jokes she could pull - shake someones hand and release her arm ect...
    I know - I'm going to hell!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgaret
    Dorian, where is your imagination?? She could do a "LEG" curl - she could
    do a "ARM" curl. She could do a one arm push you off. She could put
    her "LEG" behind her head. Think of the self defense advantages!!
    She could throw a right hook - come 'unhooked' and hit you from across
    the room. She could throw a kick - 'get unsnaped' and hit you from down
    the block. Hey, potential for a great bodyguard. Not to mention the
    jokes she could pull - shake someones hand and release her arm ect...
    I know - I'm going to hell!!!
    LOL...Did you just think of all that off the top of your head.?...lol Now that, I got a real kick out of. I'm picturing a move here....lol
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    id like to fuck a girl with a wooden leg hell if you ever got bored you could always whittle make a duck out of her foot or somethin.
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    Only if her name was Peg
     

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    this thread is making me hot
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    Default I second that....

    ....I'm with Cuda on this one.....cherry darling.....yep, I'd definitely do her pogo style!
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    if she is hot... who cares. Personally i think, the legs just get in the way
     

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    as long as the Va-jay-jay is working who cares
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Get_Swole
    id like to fuck a girl with a wooden leg hell if you ever got bored you could always whittle make a duck out of her foot or somethin.
    A DUCK????? If I see a chick with a duck foot limping down the street
    I'll know she is cumming from Swole's place!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAIR View Post
    god I don't know. I probably wouldn't ever date a girl with a missing limb and I don't know if I could get it up with her to even do her. Maybe drunk on a massive bulker though..

    Wow did I really say that? I must have been questioning my sexuality that day. Of course I'd fuck a girl with a missing limb(s). But date her? Nah, better leave that for get_swoles big ass
     

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    When you get into an argument you can take her leg and arm and through it out the window and watch her hop out an try and get them..........then possibly a dog comes along and runs of with her her leg which leads to her hopping all over chasing the dog. Someone might take it from the dog and take it to the pawn shop because he needs loot in this bad economy so she has to pay to get her leg back..........by the time she gets back you would have watched the Pay-per-view boxing or MMA matches and fallen asleep drunk.
     

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    crazy polls on this site in this forum lol, i know this is old but man what is wrong with us
    Would you date a girl with a fake leg/arm??

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    We're not normal people lmfao
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    just add some testosterone, alcohol and we will fuck damnnear anything, even if it growls back.
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    Yes of course why not....

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    Not a girl, but a guy...yes. Why not? If he can bring himself to date me, a girl with fake boobs then I should be willing to date a guy with a fake leg/arm LOL!
    Serious answer is yes of course.
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    Fuck it why not
     

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    One of the waitresses at TRH had her arm cut off around the elbow and told my wife she would make a rocking lesbian, cant get more hung than that!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbosmith316 View Post
    One of the waitresses at TRH had her arm cut off around the elbow and told my wife she would make a rocking lesbian, cant get more hung than that!
    Well played
     

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    Many yrs ago I had a good buddy platehead who went to UW LaCrosse and he claimed he used to bang a one legged woman who he called Stumpy, his logic was if he had a peg leg, he would want sex. He said she had a stool she put her leg up, her peg leg I assume. I really respected him for this, LOL
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    Is this her? Lmao

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    I once threw a girl out of my car after I figured out she had a lazy eye, so no!
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbell4377 View Post
    I once threw a girl out of my car after I figured out she had a lazy eye, so no!
    Lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbell4377 View Post
    I once threw a girl out of my car after I figured out she had a lazy eye, so no!
    dude thats so fucked up, but reminds me of how shallow i was even in 6th grade, lol i just came from catholic school , first time in a public school, new kid around, some hot chick had her friend ask me if i wanted to see her, i said sure, she said my friend wants to wear your coat, so i took off my black silk iron maiden cool as fuck jacket lol, and gave it to her to give to her friend dawn,

    so lunch came around, i sat down across from here and we had lunch, this went on for 4 days, and on the 4th day i had realized she was missing her right hand, from the wrist up, and it blew my fucking mind, no one told me as i was new, had no friends yet lol, so anyhow, she put her stump on the lunch table on day 4 figuring she was comfortable enough to show me after talking for a few days on phone and after school walks, lunch, etc, and well, i asked her for my jacket back, and went and sat at another table with a kid i just met lmao

    so yeah, i dont doubt you tossed a chick out ur car when you relaized she had a lazy eye lol, i know it probably sounds like soemhting your just saying to be funny to most guys reading this , but not me bro, lol, some of us are just really fucked up individuals lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Presser View Post
    dude thats so fucked up, but reminds me of how shallow i was even in 6th grade, lol i just came from catholic school , first time in a public school, new kid around, some hot chick had her friend ask me if i wanted to see her, i said sure, she said my friend wants to wear your coat, so i took off my black silk iron maiden cool as fuck jacket lol, and gave it to her to give to her friend dawn,

    so lunch came around, i sat down across from here and we had lunch, this went on for 4 days, and on the 4th day i had realized she was missing her right hand, from the wrist up, and it blew my fucking mind, no one told me as i was new, had no friends yet lol, so anyhow, she put her stump on the lunch table on day 4 figuring she was comfortable enough to show me after talking for a few days on phone and after school walks, lunch, etc, and well, i asked her for my jacket back, and went and sat at another table with a kid i just met lmao

    so yeah, i dont doubt you tossed a chick out ur car when you relaized she had a lazy eye lol, i know it probably sounds like soemhting your just saying to be funny to most guys reading this , but not me bro, lol, some of us are just really fucked up individuals lmao
    Did you have to help her take your jacket off? Lol

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