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    it becomes ... can we? .. either yes or no... thats it... only special events do you go that extra mile..
     

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    mine is//// is she drunk enough? yep ok lets go to my room and get more comfortable ..... (rubs stomach as he starts to kiss her) does the deed and say i gotta get up early ill call you tomorrow bye .
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    I am never getting married, I hear too many bad things
    You must do what others don't to achieve what others won't

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    slaps winn's hand cause im not either lol.
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    fore what?
    thats chick stuff
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    my idea of foreplay is asking if i have to pull out
    I am the irishman your mother warned you about.....

    I dont have a girlfreind but i know a girl who would get really mad at me if she heard me say that...

    Disclaimer - My comments in no way promote the use of androgenic/anabolic steroids and/or any prescription drug without a physician's prescription. All my comments, questions and referrals are striclty for entertainment purposes only!

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    my idea of foreplay is spitting on my hard on and and loudly saying brace yourself..lmfao
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpride
    my idea of foreplay is asking if i have to pull out
    Thats fuckin Classic......LMFAO!!!!!
    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?
    I THINK NOT!

    It's not illegal until you get caught!

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    my foreplay is usually kissing the skank........... then followed up (after about 4 min. of kissing) with a "okay, lets fuck now".

    i have good luck with that
    --Kids are stupid--

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishpride
    my idea of foreplay is asking if i have to pull out
    bwhahahahaha!
    "The greatest risk is to take no risk."

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    to me foreplay is putting on Barney for the kids and running to the bedroom as fast as I can while stripping down @ on the way.
    "We're only gettin started"

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    Irish forplay is "Brace youself Margret!!"
    Train Hard
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