ass sex

You guys ever find someone (female) that loves it in the ass, but wont do it unless its like f-ing a leap year???

I dont get it, I've only come across a few women in my life that will do that, and i finaly find one (um-not my wife, btw) and she fing loves it, but its like i cant ever get her to do it.

I got her drunk off her ass a couple weeks ago, so im like sticking my finger in her butt, while railing her from behind. She's like Omg keep doing that, no put your cock in my ass, omg i love it!!

Ok, so we go from that, to now when she says no- stop it, stop touching my ass.... wtf??

So what gives? you dudes ever come across this?

It just so happens that this is my specialty, being a sexual deviant and all.

Sounds like what we have here is an ASS poser. When they have a little to drink, they become your personal slut, and try to please you any way possible, even if it kills them, or thier ASS in this case. My woman said she likes it too, but the last time i fucked her that way she bled all over the blankets and had to keep poppin motrins all night to keep the abdominal pain down so she could sleep(and I dont even have a big dick!). Does that sound like fun?? HELL NO! Then why do they say they like it? To sound sexy/slutty to thier man. So I say keep exploiting thier tiny little bums until they throw in the towel!!! :arcade:

P.S. motion lotion and other fine edibble lubricants really work wonders on the brown eye

Hmmm.... strange. You could be right. She serioulsy had me fooled. It could be a combo of both, like she loves it, but then fing hates it later cause its so painful???

i dont know, i've never had something in my ass...

this would be a good question for presser... haa haa!!! j/k but i do remember a dildo question a while back....

lol thats funny, i remember presser talking about some dildo's to, hopefully he can chime in on the conv. and gives us his much creditable advice.

Ummm... yeah. Its like he wanted to come out in that thread, but then got a lot of crap for it. -lol... I dont know man, chicks have played with my butt before, but dude, that just feaks me out.

I know, this is Irishpride's territory, but my opinion - When she is drunk she lets loose
and loves being nasty - if she aint drunk she probably thinks you will think she is a
nasty ho if she lets you go there. Little do they know we LIKE nasty ho's. I know if
my old lady's drunk anything goes. If she aint she can act like a prude who is above
all that.

I gotta tell you norm, I've met chicks who wanted it there the first night, others like you are describing, and others that freak out the first time I touched it. Some girls just love it, but most have to be convinced that it's enjoyable. And then for them to keep enjoying it you have to make it. I gotta tell you...a little pink dildo going on the front at the same time will do wonders for her, but that's just my experience.

normalsucks said:

Hmmm.... strange. You could be right. She serioulsy had me fooled. It could be a combo of both, like she loves it, but then fing hates it later cause its so painful???

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I think it is like a love/hate thing. My girl sometimes likes it, but not "usually". If she is relaxed/drunk/whatever she is more likely to do it. And she is usually down to do it when she's on the rag. Im not a red-winger and ironically, like alot of women, she's most horny at this time so shes down as long as she gets hers.

bigworm6 said:

lol thats funny, i remember presser talking about some dildo's to, hopefully he can chime in on the conv. and gives us his much creditable advice.

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that's so freaking funny you say that. I have that in the back of my head too and every time I see presser I think of that. LMAO!

normalsucks said:

You guys ever find someone (female) that loves it in the ass, but wont do it unless its like f-ing a leap year???

I dont get it, I've only come across a few women in my life that will do that, and i finaly find one (um-not my wife, btw) and she fing loves it, but its like i cant ever get her to do it.

I got her drunk off her ass a couple weeks ago, so im like sticking my finger in her butt, while railing her from behind. She's like Omg keep doing that, no put your cock in my ass, omg i love it!!

Ok, so we go from that, to now when she says no- stop it, stop touching my ass.... wtf??

So what gives? you dudes ever come across this?

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ITS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SHIT OR IS CONSTIPATED, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD LOVE IT IN THE ASS, THATS MY TAKE ON IT WHEN WOMEN LOVE IT AND THEN SAY NO TO IT OTHER TIMES,

ALSO YOU CHEAT ON UR WIFE U SCUMBAG?MLOL?

mcgaret said:

I know, this is Irishpride's territory, but my opinion - When she is drunk she lets loose
and loves being nasty - if she aint drunk she probably thinks you will think she is a
nasty ho if she lets you go there. Little do they know we LIKE nasty ho's. I know if
my old lady's drunk anything goes. If she aint she can act like a prude who is above
all that.

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You sure we don't have the same old lady LOL!!!!!

Presser said:

ITS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO SHIT OR IS CONSTIPATED, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD LOVE IT IN THE ASS, THATS MY TAKE ON IT WHEN WOMEN LOVE IT AND THEN SAY NO TO IT OTHER TIMES,

ALSO YOU CHEAT ON UR WIFE U SCUMBAG?MLOL?

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Lmao, thats to much....lol I never thought I would hear myself say it but this kinda disturbs me...lol

ahh the wonderful art of assfucking...so far i have been lucky enough to find woman (sheep and midgets) who allow me the satisfaction of sticking it in there ass simply because its tight and degrading and that to me is a win win situation, i wont bang other woman (sheep,midgets) if i am allowed this one guilty pleasure so its more of an understanding if anything, you need to come to this understanding wtih her and if she doesnt i suggest next available chance you pink sock her

looks like im alittle late for this con vo but........ the girl im seeing now LOVES it in her ass. But what kinda erks me is that everytime we have sex she wants it. NOW dnt get me know i love doin it once in a while but damn EVERYDAY. sometimes its clean sometimes it aint....... that shit scares the hell outta me

Ass sex is the best. Just wash it off after...

yes presss- i thought id be a good boy once i got married. But f-me, the test just makes me want to f-all day. Fucking wife is like marry poppins, and only wants it like once a week. So i needs something on the side when im on cycle or I seriously want to kill something.

LMAO @ this post...hope it keeps going

normalsucks said:

Ass sex is the best. Just wash it off after...

yes presss- i thought id be a good boy once i got married. But f-me, the test just makes me want to f-all day. Fucking wife is like marry poppins, and only wants it like once a week. So i needs something on the side when im on cycle or I seriously want to kill something.

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Thats my Man!! I get sex constantly, but I still fuck around. As a matter of fact I just got caught recently, but after a few O's, everything was forgotten! I love It!!

OK, two cents from an expert ass driller....

Some activities are highly pleasurable, in particular rimming (tonguing the ass) and gentle finger play. Both make the person want it *bad.*

On the other hand, some things are *not* so pleasurable. Generally a finger is much harder and abrasive than a dick, so even if your partner appears to enjoy a deep fingering, there is a pain/pleasure thing going on, and the pain & soreness lasts longer.

The ass is pretty damned stretched out during anal sex, so if you're gonna do it, you *MUST* lubricate and lubricate well. Saliva might get you in andfeel good to you, but it wont last long enough for your partner (although pulling 3/4 out, and spitting on your dick and then slowly re-entering is usually pretty damned hot) The NUMBER ONE lubricant (lasts forever, even till the next morning, with no stinging or astringency) is Gun Oil.

Plus, if your partner has to pee or shit, they're going to find a way (playfully, politely, or otherwise) refuse.

So, if its booty you want, use SHALLOW finger play, LUBED dick play, Tongued Foreplay, and go easy on the first few strokes till shes used to it. 9 shallow strokes, followed by one deep thrust, then 8 shallow strokes & 2 deep thrusts, 7 shallow/3 deep, etc., is a great way to open up a partner.

samax64 said:

You sure we don't have the same old lady LOL!!!!!

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are you the guy with the beard she keeps bringing home??
Hey, gun oil?? must make it easier to "shoot"!!

mcgaret said:

are you the guy with the beard she keeps bringing home??
Hey, gun oil?? must make it easier to "shoot"!!

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LOL!! not the breaded one LOL!!!